Turtletamer

This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out that the reader must exist as well.Existent

∞This user is an ageless immortal.

Alba
This user is of Scottish ancestry.

User:Carinemily/Userboxes/crazyabout

right-mindedThis user believes that only left-handed users are in their right minds.

This user thinks you aren't able to claim Southern heritage unless you know about Poke Salad and like grits.

This user likes any type of pizza so long as it comes in pairs along with a little Roman guy exclaiming "Pizza! Pizza!".

This user does not drink milk and consequently does not suffer from calcium depletion.

This user is a professional photographer or interested in photography.

I take photographs with Nikon equipment

This user prefers black-and-white photography.

This user prefers sepia photography.

This user enjoys scrapbooking.

This user is a geocacher.

This user is a tobacco smoker.

This user is a contributor at
Find a Grave.

This user is a Marxist of the Groucho variety.

This user is against the colorization of black and white movies.

This user enjoys films.

This user loves silent movies.

This user's looking at you, kid.

Gone with the Wind

Frankly my dear, this user doesn't give a damn.

This user is not going to sleep... They get you when you sleep...

ATHFThis user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G.

This user is a knight who says NI!

RDThis user is full of smeg.

TZThis user was once trapped in
The Twilight Zone.

:(This user wishes there were more userboxes on Wikipedia.

An Adventurer is this User.

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too
twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

their
there
they'reThis user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

əThis user is a Grammar Nazi.