Appetizers

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  • French Toast Sticks
$9.95
  • Mini Taco Sandwiches
$11.02
  • Corn and Frijoles w/Egg Sauce
$2.15 everyday!
  • Thunder Biscuits
$8.8.8
  • Rancher's Eggs and Coffee Treats
$6.00

5 Alarm Breakfast

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  • Creole Alligator Scramble
$12.13
  • Burnin' Mule Benedict
$8.75
  • Thumpin' Crawdad Meat and Potato Thing
Market Price
  • Samaritan Pancakes
Short
$3.99
Tall
$11.99
  • "The Colon Express" All you can eat train of Breakfast Burritos
$11.99
  • Spam and Eggs
$3.99

Entrees of Great Kings

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  • Club Sandwich
$8.99
  • Cabbage and Noodles
$5.99
  • Freedom Onion Soup
$17.76
  • A Pear, fat ass
$1.29/lb
  • Crack and Gorgonzola Spinach Salad
$8.29
  • Bangers and Mash and Spaghetti
$9.99
w/ Bacon, add 4 cents
  • Vegetarian plate of destiny
seven
  • Famine Butter
$5.05
  • Kung Pao Goat Shoulder
$9.00
  • Demon Sausage
€4.44

Deserts of Benevolent Glory

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  • Ice Cream Balls
$5.80
  • Frozen fuckin' banana
$.99
  • Flan
32 shiny beads
  • Funky Lime Pie
$3.00