I'm not part of the Spamtonfest. I just joined in.
Suitov, aka Herm, is a sometime writer of book (singular, so far) and fanfic (only a few so far). The book is called Mews and isn't published. The fic is about silly science boys who like fluffiness.
N.B. Suitov created these articles. He did not create poodles or metal operas, much as he might wish the latter. He has made other, minor contributions.