Quitogolf

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This user is a native of Europe.

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

This user has been tested and is a Certified Nerd.

This user qualifies as a
nerd extraordinaire.

This user is a
curmudgeon

This user is interested in the natural sciences.

This user is a blogger by trade.

tThis user blogs on Tumblr.

This user is a Guardian-reader, but only in a philosophical sense.

This user enjoys origami.

Com-0This user has no sense of humor.

Com-NThis user is a native comedian. Everything this user does is funny.

This user is a Marxist of the Groucho variety.

This user likes to brag about being born on Karl Marx's birthday. Do you think you can top that?

Actually, the Internet is serious business.

This user naively believes that "television still has a future"

This user comes from
Planet Earth.

This user stands under 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall.

This user is a proud
Native Terran.

This user wants to save the whales.

Oh no: this user has way too many userboxes.

This user remembers the
Stone Age

This user has so many veins, arteries, and capillaries that if they were flayed and lain end to end, they would go quarterway around the earth.

meowThis user sometimes adds a "meow" at the end of their sentences, meow.

This user is crazy. Feel free to whack them with a wet trout.

FreeThis user's TV service provider is Freeview.

This user enjoys something, but will not tell you.

This user supports the right to arm bears.

This user thinks they might have too many userboxes. Oh well...

This user is clueless about everything.

This user is never going to Fucking Austria!!! ^†WP:UA

BLOCKThis user is not blocked from editing Wikipedia, but would like to be some day.

Oh, worm?

This user chews userboxes
nom nom nom

This user is easily distracted.

This userbox is crooked.

This user is an ape

This user enjoys looking at images that they do not understand.

This user was abducted by aliens and all what I've got was this lousy userbox.

This user honestly just doesn't care anymore about what shape the Earth is. Let it go, man.

This user is as flat as a pancake.

This user knows that their user page is a mess, and likes it that way.

This user believes that anyone who thinks Wikipedia is an unreliable source should continue their quest to find a better website.

This user admires the tropical rainforests.