Professor Chaos

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

This user is a member of the South Park task force.
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CPThis user could be a Crab Person. So keep away.

This user is a participant in
WikiProject Geology.

This user is interested in politics.

This user enjoys cooking.

This user enjoys photography.

This user is a roadfan.

This user supports
renewable energy.

This user just sank your battleship.

This user prefers cold weather.

This user enjoys overcast weather.

This user is a Monty Python fan.

This user knows Who's on First.

fan-2This user is a big fan of the comedian Bill Cosby.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user contributes using Safari.

This user runs macOS.

This user contributes using a Macintosh computer.

This user is a carnivore.

This user DOES like Green Eggs and Ham.

This user prefers rare steak.

PEPSIThis user misses Crystal Pepsi.

This user eats at Taco Bell.

This user is attacking you with all three dice.

This user enjoys playing poker.

This user knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.

CIVThis user loves to play Civilization.

This user plays the trombone.

cRap	This user can't stand rap music.

This user enjoys reggae.

This user likes most types of music.

This user is interested in space sciences.

This user is interested in Geology.

This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.

SelloutThis user watches the Super Bowl for the ads.

This user enjoys
pistol shooting.

This user enjoys rifle shooting.

This user is learning how to ski or snowboard.

This user enjoys the works of Larry Niven.

CSLThis user enjoys the works of
C.S. Lewis.

This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys.

This user enjoys the works of
J. R. R. Tolkien.

HPThis user is a Harry Potter fan.

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user is against the colorization of black and white movies.

FC	This user is not a beautiful or unique snowflake.

The Good

In this world, there's two kinds of users: Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

The Bad

This user will see you soon, idiots.

The Ugly

When this user has to shoot, he shoots. Doesn't talk.

TABak user derka derka derka!

SW
IThis user thinks The Phantom Menace sucked more.

SW
IIThis user thinks Attack of the Clones sucked more.

SW
IIIThis user thinks Revenge of the Sith sucked more.

STAR WARSThis user would shoot Greedo first.

¡This user knows the Chewbacca Defense and is not afraid to use it!

MONKThis user watches the television show Monk.

MST3K

This user is a MSTie.

fireflyThis user thinks Firefly is the greatest television series ever made.

This user is a Browncoat. We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty.

RDThis user is full of smeg.

trekThis user is mildly embarrassed to have a Star Trek userbox, but really, who are they kidding?

ATHFThis user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G.

2021This user hates Marco and his mailbox head. You got a problem with that, Fignuts?

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

BartThis user is an underachiever and proud of it. "Ay Caramba!"

ChefThis user misses Chef!

This user DOES NOT live in a pineapple under the sea.

70sThis user thinks anyone who doesn't like That '70s Show is a dumbass.

This user does not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

This user has a fever. And the only prescription is more cowbell!

TCR	This user wants you to know that you're on notice.

TCR	This user has balls, and isn't afraid to use them.

This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines.

TCRThis user knows the population of elephants has tripled in the past six months.

TCR	This user obsesses over the splendiferous power couple Filliam H. Muffman.

This user overuses userboxes.

This user needs just one more userbox on their page!

This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes.

This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!

This user has no userboxes on their userpage.

ubx-cThis user thinks that userboxes have gotten out of control.

Too many userboxesThis user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!

This user has been using userboxes for too long and constantly refers to themself as "this user".

This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.

Wikipedia is not censored.

This user enjoys contributing to Wikipedia without wearing clothes.

H2G2This user also uses h2g2 along with Wikipedia.

This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.

This user wastes far too much time editing Wikipedia.