Ncalvin

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enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

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…This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

This user loves Beagles.

This user is owned by one or more dogs.

This user maintains a Facebook profile.

This user uses Google Earth often.

This user uses Google Maps.

GThis user will use Google before asking dumb questions.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

Java-4This user is an expert coffee drinker.

This user likes the taste of coffee, not cream / sugar /
hazelnut / what have you.

TEA!This user drinks southern sweet tea.

C₂H₅OH-3This user utilizes alcohol at an advanced level.

This user drinks
GUINNESS

This user eats at Taco Bell.

This user is a Sudoku addict.

You just lost The Game.

This user is a history buff.

This user is interested in their local history.

This user is interested in military aircraft and their history.

This user is interested in the history of the Cold War.

This user is interested in the Supreme Court of the United States.

This user is interested in
the history of the United States.

a²+b²=c²This user is an intermediate mathematician.

This user knows that math is $\int e^{xy}\,$.

$\mathrm {M} \mathrm {A} \Theta$This user is currently a member of Mu Alpha Theta.

This user is a musician.

This user is a Guitar Hero, which is way more impressive than real guitar.

This user plays their music in the treble clef.

This user plays their music in the bass clef.

This user knows intermediate
music theory.

This user plays the marimba.

This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

This user likes most types of music.

PhantomThis user is past the point of no return.

JThis user loves their
Coat Of Many Colors.

This user is interested in space sciences.

This user is interested in Celestial mechanics and Astronautics

This user is fascinated by chaos theory.

This user is interested in politics.

This user identifies as a centrist.

This user is against
strict gun control.

This user finds censorship offensive.

This user recognizes the Palestinian right of return.^‡

This user supports the legalization of all drugs for adults.

This user recognizes the right of Iraqis to resist occupation.

FAUX NEWS

This user believes that Fox News is not fair or balanced.

This user does not like socklessness.

This user is interested in economics.

This user is interested in maps.

This user is interested in political science.

This user is inked.ʰ

This user enjoys cigars.

WIB?This user knows that the question is: Will It Blend?

This user enjoys the works of Robert A. Heinlein.

This user's personal hero is Carl Sagan.

This user enjoys the works of
J. R. R. Tolkien.

This user is interested in the Great Old One.

DuneThis user knows that fear is the mind-killer.

DON'T PANICThis user attempts not to panic with the aid of several towels.

The Silmarillion

This user not only likes The Lord of the Rings, but The Silmarillion as well.

Viddy well, me brothers, this user gets a malenky bit sick when he/she hears the glorious, glorious 9th by lovely, lovely Ludwig Van.

This user was born to kill.

Kill BillThis user owns a
Hattori Hanzo sword.

Pulp FictionThis user knows that in France, they call a Quarter Pounder a Royale With Cheese because of the metric system.

V	This user knows Ideas are bulletproof!

ST2KHAAAAAAAN!

fireflyThis user is a Browncoat.

This user attends, has attended, or hopes to attend Starfleet Academy.

+This user is up to the elbows
in meatball surgery.

This user listens to NPR.

This user has a family member with Multiple Sclerosis.

This user is a smoker.

This user is a male.

This user is straight
but not narrow.

This user is married.

This user served in the United States military.

This user is a thespian, and shouldn't be wished "good luck".

This user comes from the U.S. state of Georgia.