I am a computer programmer. I have spent very little time editing wikipedia. Most of my edits are to correct grammar and spelling.
Although I supposedly registered as a wikipedia user on March 17, 2015 (9 years, 249 days ago), my first edits were actually on 23 September 2009 (15 years, 59 days ago). I cannot explain the discrepancy and I feel certain it matters to no one but me.
My first edit was an attempt to clarify the exact relationship between Orson Bean and Calvin Coolidge, two men I admire. In fact, my collection of Coolidge quotes is still available on a much neglected personal site. They remain the most interesting content there to anyone other than me and my family.