Hello! My name is Michael, and as you can probably tell from my plethora of userboxes, I have way too much time on my hands. Yeah.

About Me

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 This user is male.
This user is that rare and delicate creature, a native-born Calgarian.
 This user comes from Canada.
 This user comes from Alberta.
  This user prefers warm weather.
  This user has been on Wikipedia for 13 years, 10 months and 7 days.
10+This user has created 10+ articles on Wikipedia.
MATHThis user's favorite subject is Mathematics.
 This user is not a Wikipedia administrator, but might like to be one someday.
1,500+This user has made over 1,500 contributions to Wikipedia
 This user has visited 9 of the 50 United States.9
 This user is from the planet Earth. 
This user was born in the year of the Dragon. 
 This user is a Scorpio.
 
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This user has visited 2 of the 205 countries in the world.
...This user would like to be able to speak more languages.
 This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
 This user contributes using Firefox.
 This user loves using Google Earth.
  This user likes all of the colors.
 This user created the
Ardene article.
Too many userboxesThis user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!
 This user provides information using userboxes because he is bored.
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It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
dayToday is Friday. 
 This user has visited 9 of the 10 provinces and 3 territories of Canada.9
 This user says "Thank You" to Canadian Soldiers and Veterans. We Will Remember Them.
 This user prefers DVD over VHS. ± 
 This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.
G This user is a Gryffindor.
I ♥ WindowsThis user loves Windows!
sarThis user is obviously not sarcastic.
 
This user knows by heart the first 6 digits in the decimal representation of pi.
  I support statehood for Puerto Rico.  
 This user wants Washington, D.C. to become the 51st state. 
  This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.
 This user created the
Subway Soccer Centre article.
 This user remembers VHS. ±
 This user supports
renewable energy.
SCI FIThis user loves science fiction.
 This user absolutely detests small flies that attempt to enter ears.
  This user owns a neopet.
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This user likes banging on the keyboard.
  This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately.
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long
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This user is
hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic
 Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626
PM?Is Paul dead? This user isn't sure...
DEALThis user wants to play Deal or No Deal with Howie Mandel.
FF Anderson This user prefers Louie Anderson as host of Family Feud.
J!This user phrases responses in the form of a question.
Drew

This user prefers Drew Carey over Bob Barker as host of The Price Is Right.

WoFThis user is a fan of Wheel of Fortune.
  This user is on constant vigilance.
DAThis user is a member of
Dumbledore's Army
 This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights.
 This user created the
NHL 2K7 article.

Sports

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CGYThis user is a fan of the
Calgary Flames
 This user hopes the Leafs win another Stanley Cup within his lifetime.
FLA→HFXThis user supports a move of the Florida Panthers to Halifax, Nova Scotia. YEAH, the market's big enough!
WPG!This user cannot believe Winnipeg got its hockey team back!
WPGThis user is a fan of the
Winnipeg Jets-both old and new
 This user supports Newcastle United.
CGY This user is a fan of the
Calgary Stampeders
FIATThis user is a FIAT enthusiast.
NOThis user is a fan of the
New Orleans Saints
PHIThis user is a fan of the
Philadelphia Phillies
CGYThis user is a fan of the
Calgary Roughnecks
MTLThis user is a fan of
CF Montréal
LAThis user is a fan of the LA Galaxy 
MTLThis user is a fan of the
Montreal Canadiens
MINThis user is a fan of the
Minnesota Vikings
 This user is a Yankee hater.
BOSThis user is a fan of the
Boston Red Sox
TORThis user is a fan of the
Toronto Raptors
CGYThis user reminisces of the
Calgary Vipers
CGYThis user is a fan of the
Calgary Hitmen
  This user plays amateur-league ice hockey.

Games

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 This user plays Pac-Man.
RCTThis user plays RollerCoaster Tycoon.
 
This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)
 This user enjoys chess.
 This user plays with a full deck.
  This user enjoys solving
Sudoku puzzles.

Food and Drinks

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 This user drinks Coca-Cola
PEPSIThis user misses Crystal Pepsi.
ginger aleThis user drinks ginger ale.
 This user loves Dr Pepper.
 This user loves A&W Root Beer
 This user loves to chew gum!
 This user loves pizza.
 This user has been known to eat a hot dog on occasion.
  This user prefers white chocolate
 This user likes
Chocolate Chip Cookies.
 This user eats at SUBWAY and eats fresh.
 This user eats apples.
 This user eats watermelon.
 This user loves oranges.

People

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He Scores!This user is a Peter Loubardias fan.
44This user is a Todd Bertuzzi fan.
9This user is a Drew Brees fan.

Random

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NO New Eng. in NEThis user thinks New England should break apart from the Northeastern United States to form its own census region — because think about it...why should the Red Sox and Yankees inhabit the same census region? I mean, that is just ridiculous...