Lord Vargonius

Lord Vargonius is a new Wikipedian who hopes to go quietly about his business without becoming the center of controversy and would appreciate a diplomatic approach to errors or perceived bias. He wishes that people would be more cooperative, as the bickering and edit wars will give this excellent encyclopedia a bad name.

Unfortunately, I have a very busy life. As a result, I am only on Wikipedia every two or three days, occasionally longer. So it could be a few days before I find and respond to issues or comments. Sorry for any inconvenience.

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Userboxes

Hardware and Software

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user contributes with a computer manufactured by Dell.

This user contributes using Windows 7.

This user creates websites with jEdit.

This user doesn't use Internet Explorer and uses Google Chrome, but has not uninstalled Internet Explorer.

Personal Tastes

bnj-2This user is an intermediate banjo player.

RedThis user's favourite colour is red.

This user is a
Dark Lord of the Sith.

This user enjoys the works of
Isaac Asimov.

This user enjoys the works of
Sherlock Holmes.

GURPSThis user plays GURPS.

Chevy

This user is a Chevrolet enthusiast.

GOPThis user supports the
Republican Party
of the United States.

This user supports the
Tea Party movement.

Grammar and Punctuation

A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.

"...,"For quotation marks, this user would rather use "American punctuation."

;This user is addicted to semicolons; they use them frequently.

ANAL 4 AThis user advocates the use of proper grammatic structure.

USAmerican English
is used by this user.

Mathematics

m & ftThis American user is equally at ease with both metric units and U.S. customary units.

ax²+bx+c=0This user likes algebra.

This user knows how to travel 1 mile due south, due east, then due north and end up where they started.^†

Wikipedia Policy

This user believes in civility and assuming good faith.

This user feels that an article's talk page contributes to its success and should be treated accordingly.

Because of real life, this user will be editing on and off.

Humor

əThis user is a Grammar Nazi.

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01101001There are
10
types of people: those who read binary and those who don't.