"I perfer the term badger as well. :-) "[1] —Keeper76
"Terrorists mostly don't use Wikipedia user pages to further their goals, so there's not much I or Wikipedia can do about terrorists directly."[2] —Zocky
"nope, it's true, we offer 6ft sandwiches. the sandwich platters contain 4" sandwiches..."[3] —Lord Deskana
"This is an automated message from Tawkerbot4...(given to AntiVandalBot)"[4] —Tawkerbot4
"really bad typo..."[5] —JoshuaZ
"My contacts with administrators — in their role as administrators — have been routinely unpleasant" —Wetman (Would love to have a cite)
"On second thought I don't have time to reply to the abuse the above opposer seems to have been subjected to"[6] —Rividian
"Take me drunk occifer, I'm home..."[7] —Keeper76
Not really a quote, but something that makes you think.[8] Maybe Toriyama's one close call? Went a little too far with the name puns, but luckily, it flew under the radar? That cheeky bastard.
"I take it my idea of closing RfA's early due to WP:USUCK wouldn't be appropriate?"[9] —Balloonman
"Be sure to hit me up when the motel is ready"[10] —Keeper76 (again)
"IAR is policy, always has been"[12] —Jimbo Wales
"It's a bigger deal than it used to be. That has some good points and some bad points."[13] —Jimbo Wales
"I agree with you that the RfA process is in need of an overhaul, but making a mockery of the process does not improve it."[14]TOLD! —Faithlessthewonderboy
"Do you find it equally deeply offensive that you're not allowed to drive a car, take out a loan, buy a gun, vote ..."[15] —Malleus Fatuorum
The irony. The damn, clever, hilarious irony. Deskana is a genius.[16] —Lord Deskana
"Isn't that a good thing? I mean, if it weren't for policies preventing it, you'd probably have been indef blocked a long time ago."[17] —Rjd0060
"Please refrain from telling me what to do. Cheers!"[18] — Majorly
"This oppose is madness."[19] - Neurolysis