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Woahh, aha... didn't see you there.
editPart human, part Appletizer - most likely found editing video game and science fiction literature articles. Will respond most positively to offerings of pesto and/or cumin sandwiches. If you can squeeze some cheese and salad cream in there too, you're definitely onto a winner.
- Kiefer is a proud member of the Copy Editors Guild - keeping Wikipedia sounding exquisite.
- Kiefer is a proud member of the Bethesda Task Force - bringing you the truth... no matter how bad it hurts.
- Kiefer is a proud member of WikiProject Tool - vicariously, I edit while the whole world dies.
- Kiefer is a proud member of the Internet Culture Project - beause all your edits are belong to us.
- Kiefer is a proud member of WikiProject Economics - editing with an invisible hand.
- Kiefer is a proud member of WikiProject SF - all those... edits... will be lost... like tears, in rain.
Who, me?
editWhat makes you tick, Kiefer? A question with eyes set on a wide horizon, for sure. Could I give a complete, comprehensive reply outlining the majority of the information that sparks through my head on a day to day basis? I could give it a go. Could I sum the answer up in a few descriptive words or phrases for time saving purposes? I could certainly attempt it. Could I give a brief summary in the form of said words and phrases, followed by a more in-depth look for those readers who do not know the IRL meaning of TL:DR, let alone the IRL meaning of IRL? Now that's more like it.
The Short Version
edit- I am a great fan of food. In particular, it's life-preserving properties. Secondary to that, I enjoy the way it feels good in my mouth and throat and I will continue to consume it until that feeling dissipates - often this can be a rather prolonged process.
- I love playing video games. Favourites include Nox, The Darkness, Fallout 3 and Theme Hospital.
- I am a powerful advocate of body and sex positivity, including the Health at Every Size movement, the Fat Acceptance Movement and the Sex Positive movement.
- I'm 20 years old - have been for about 20 years now - and I am a believer in the advantages and pursuit of H+. I've also suffered from severe depression for about 4 years now.
- I am studying PPE at the University of Essex, however I have not an inkling of what I want to do with my life as yet.
- I love sarcasm, deadpan and black humour. I'm also a bit of a stickler for spelling and grammar, as proved by the way I altered that 'black humor' link to include a much needed u. No offence to all you 'Muricans out there. I love your shows. Every single one of them.
- I suppose I'd be classed as an antitheist. I'm not keen, that's for sure. It's all a bit too cooky for me.
- I have a feeling I come across as somewhat pretentious. I'm not. Please believe me. Love me. LOVE ME.
Xbox Live gamertag = ChickenKiefer
Fetlife username = KieferKiefer
USERBOX ALERT
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This user's SteamID is kiefff. |
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This user enjoys music that melts your face. |
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| Supernatural | This user is a fan of the Supernatural TV Series. |
| A | This user loves it when a plan comes together. |
| HIMYM | This user is legend- wait for it- dary! |
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This person uses Norton AntiVirus security software. |
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| This user supports the Standard Model, and believes that it will end mankind's quest for a Theory of everything |
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This user believes in logic. |
| PT | This user knows that to defeat the Cyberdemon, he must shoot at it until it dies. |
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This user's favourite colour is red. |
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 | This user believes that all procrastinators (himself included) need to unite and take over the world... tomorrow. |
| This user enjoys pornography. |
| This user recognizes that linguistic change is a natural and desirable aspect of human language. |
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This user enjoys reading almost anything. |
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| 1.618... | This user is under the influence of Philip K. Dick. |
| Har | This user serves House Harkonnen. |
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 | This user believes in the right of every human being to have access to Wikipedia. |
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 | This user would like to remind you that Wikipedia is not censored. |
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This user enjoys contributing to Wikipedia without wearing clothes. |
| DGAF | This user does not give a fuck. |
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This user has a keen interest in the philosophy of physics. |
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| GITS | This user's cyberbrain was hacked. |
| 4 | This user thinks BBC Radio 4 is worth the licence fee alone. |
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 | This user can get online. Did you know that? |
LIVE | This user plays on Xbox Live with the gamertag ChickenKiefer. |
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This user games with an Xbox 360 Controller on their PC. |
| TR | This user loves the Tomb Raider series. |
| OoT | This user plays The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. |
| TP | This user plays The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. |
| BYHD | This user is going to BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN with lemons! |
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| K-PAXian | This user is from K-PAX and constantly wears sunglasses on Earth. |
| Melange | This user believes that the spice must flow. |
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| LOTR | This user loves The Lord of the Rings book series and film trilogy, but not the 1978 animated film. |
| LOTR | This user loves The Lord of the Rings book series but could do without Tom Bombadil. |
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| Save Ferris | This user is on his ninth sick day. |
| DS | This user knows you can't fight in the War Room. |  |
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This user ate a census taker's liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. |
| TDR | This user has some Top Secret Clown Business that needs to be attended to. |
| Blade Runner | This user thinks Blade Runner is one of the best science fiction films ever made. |
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This user took off and nuked the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. |
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This user has relative pitch. |
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| CAPTAIN ZAPP BRANNIGAN | This user finds the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies. |
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| E | This user reads The Economist. |
| You | This user was named 2006 Person of the Year by Time magazine. |
| 10 | This user realizes that there are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who do not. |
| != | This user believes that 0.99999... does NOT equal 1. |
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| ? | This user follows his own political ideals. |
| 1600 x 1200 | This user contributes at 1600 x 1200 resolution. |
| news | The only reality show this user watches is the news. |
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| | This user will move to a GSV at the first opportunity. |
| I B | This user enjoys the works of Iain Banks. |
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| TDR | This user has some Top Secret Clown Business that needs to be attended to. |