Sure, I'll make a page.
It's me who this page concerns. I am semi-literate. I was born at a young age. I am seldom on the internet. I have not once looked at an LCD in my entire life. I upload to and read from this site with a small device that records and vibrates in Morse Code.
You will likely find me dead in a given amount of years.
If you should check in on me and find me dead, please don't check my device's browsing history. I have terabytes of dotted and dashed encodings of titties which the world isn't yet ready to see.