I exist. Wikipedia is cool. I try to make Wikipedia exist more and be cooler.

I know English (as you can see). I like to think I know something about maths and Judaism, but it depends on who you're comparing to. I have strong opinions on some things and am completely apathetic about others. I'm a complete mess and I wouldn't have it any other way. I have a truly unhealthy number of userboxes, but I like all of them too much to remove any or try to put them in any sort of order.
Ravenswing's Laws are very cool. Go and read them.

Today is Tuesday, the 17th of December, 2024. It has never been this day before, and never will be again.

WP:NOCONFED is parallell to Wikipedia:NONAZIS, but the former isn't a real policy. Let's make it one.


I know who you are

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I know that you are not logged in, so you are not autoconfirmed. your account is autoconfirmedis not autoconfirmed and You are not logged in, so you are not extended confirmed. extended confirmednot extended confirmed , and an administrator in the English wikipedia.. I know that you are an IP usera user, and that you are viewing my page by desktopmobile.

The above was yoinked from the user page of User:LordVoldemort728. Wikipedia has some interesting templates.

Right now

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English Wikipedia right now
Wikipedia is running MediaWiki version 1.44.0-wmf.6 (d77bde6).
It has 6,925,701 articles, and 62,047,040 pages in total.
There have been 1,258,859,703 edits.
There are 930,981 uploaded files.
There are 48,423,824 registered users,
including 846 administrators.
This information is correct as of 17:25 (UTC) on December 17, 2024.
Update

The above table from DangerousPanda. I thought it looked pretty cool. I wish I could make things like that, but so far, all you get is a giant block of userboxes and some text. Have fun!
Hopefully, my username will change to Little Ghost in 4 or 5 months. If you know the link between that and my current username, say so on my talk page and you get a Jammie Dodger.

OwO List

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This is a list of ways to write "OwO" or "UwU" in every alphabet, abjad, or other writing system I can find.
OwO
UwU
θωθ
υωυ
סשס
טשט

Barn Stars

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Not got many so far. Hoping for more.

 
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Blocks

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No matter how good you think you are, you aren't immune to blocks. Not admins, not people who think they're cleverer than everyone else, not ips. You will get blocked if you do bad things.

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