Ho. Ho. Ho! I'm Dr. McCrimbo. I'm not only a Doctor, but a Crimbo too! What does it mean to be a Crimbo? Well it means I'm share a family tree with Uncle Crimbo, the fat old drunk who runs a sweat shop in Crimbo town. He employs a lot of non-union labor there in the form of elves. You probably know him as "Santa Claus", but as a Crimbo, a Proper Crimbo I might add, I know the dark secret of Crimbo and the horrors it holds.
I'm of the Irish Crimbos personally, part of the McCrimbo clan, here to spread the Crimbo cheer.
A proper Crimbo and Happy Katanakka to everyone!
File:Unclecrimbo.gif Dr. McCrimbo 22:29, 23 December 2005 (UTC)
