Chr.K.

Quotable Quotes

On Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of wiki

"Statistically, my home town is the most normal place in the universe. Statistics lie." - Marshall Teller, Eerie, Indiana

"Without war human beings stagnate in comfort and affluence and lose the capacity for great thoughts and feelings, they become cynical and subside into barbarism." – Fyodor Dostoyevsky

"There is absolutely no evidence whatsoever to decisively prove that whoever is listening to these words actually exists." – Myself

"Man seeks to form for himself, in whatever manner is suitable for him, a simplified and lucid image of the world, and so to overcome the world of experience by striving to replace it to some extent by this image. This is what the painter does, and the poet, the speculative philosopher, the natural scientist, each in his own way. Into this image and its formation, he places the center of gravity of his emotional life, in order to attain the peace and serenity that he cannot find within the narrow confines of swirling personal experience." – Albert Einstein

"If the Truth is unpopular, replace the People." – Myself

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! NO TRUTH HANDLER ARE YOU! I DERIDE YOUR TRUTH-HANDLING ABILITIES!" – Sideshow Bob Roberts

8-Bit Theatre

"This tells me less than nothing. Do you understand? You've made me forget things I didn't even know." – Black Mage

"We'll burn that river when we cross a bridge over a bush with two birds throwing stones in glass houses.
...That really got away from me after 'river'." – Fighter McWarrior

Interests

Truth

This user knows that there IS NO EXIT.

This user's homeworld likes to think that it is mostly harmless, but it is, in practice, devastatingly dangerous.

23This user is a 23rdian; they see the number 23 everywhere.

Art

This user is interested in
art history.

Disciplines

This user enjoys
pistol shooting.

Entertainment

Comics

C&HThis user reads Calvin and Hobbes.

This user wonders who is watching the Watchmen

V	This user knows Ideas are bulletproof!

This user knows that criminals are a cowardly lot, and uses fear to fight injustice and those who would prey on the fearful...

The Far SideThis user reads The Far Side.

This user reads Dark Horse Comics .

Sin CityThis user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you can find anything...

Games

THE Games

GAMEThis user plays "the Game".

This user definitely couldn't defeat Garry Kasparov and Deep Blue with a row of pawns and a bishop.

This user plays Risk.

This user plays Tetris.

Computer and Video Games

This user enjoys playing FreeCell.

+This user enjoys playing retro games.

This user still uses
a Commodore 64.

This user likes to play strategy games on a computer.

This user enjoys PlayStation 2 games.

This user still enjoys playing
games on the NES.

This user feels that the SNES or Super Famicom was the last great console.

CIVThis user loves to play Civilization.

CNCThis user enjoys playing Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2 and has the Yuri's Revenge expansion pack.

iron fist

This user is a Tekken player

This user plays Pac-Man.

Role Playing Games

This user likes to play Role-playing games.

Music

This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

History

General

這個用戶對中國歷史感興趣。
这个用户对中国历史感兴趣。
This user is interested in Chinese history.

Mysterious History

This user is interested in
ghost towns.

This user is interested in the Salem Witch Trials.

Ancient

This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.

This user is interested in
Ancient Egypt.

This user is interested in
Ancient Israel.

This user is interested in Ancient Greece.

This user is interested in ancient Persia.

This user is interested in the Achaemenid Dynastic Empire.

This user is interested in the ancient Celts.

This user is interested in Carthage.

This user is interested in Ancient Rome.

1700-1900

This user knows that American Independence occured on July 2, 1776.

This user is interested in the
American Civil War.

The Bloody Century

This user is interested in World War I (1914–1918) and World War II (1939–1945).

This user is interested in the
Russian Revolution.

This user is interested in the history of the Cold War.

Life

This user believes that cats are NOT food.

‍

This user's favourite animal is the tiger shark.

Linguistics

Elder-2
This user has an intermediate understanding of the Elder Futhark.

𐑞𐑦𐑕 𐑿𐑟𐑼 𐑦𐑟 𐑦𐑯𐑑𐑼𐑧𐑕𐑑𐑩𐑛 𐑦𐑯 ·𐑖𐑱𐑝𐑾𐑯.

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This user is interested in Shavian.

該用戶認為漢字簡化破壞了漢字之美。
This user thinks that the beauty of Chinese characters is ruined by simplifying them.

nws-0This user oldspeaks, or newspeaks doubleplusungoodwise.

Grammatica Miscellenia

BS-1This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Bullshit.

LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

src-nThis user has never spoken sarcastically in their life. Ever.

du-1This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.

Literature

This user enjoys writing.

This user writes poetry.

This user is a fan of the Iliad.

This user is a fan of the Odyssey.

This user believes that "all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players".

Quoth this user, "Nevermore."

This user has or has yet to Journey to the Center of the Earth.

Big Brother is watching this user.

This user enjoys the works of
J. R. R. Tolkien.

The Silmarillion

This user not only likes The Lord of the Rings, but The Silmarillion as well.

Narnia

This user loves The Chronicles of Narnia.

This user is interested in the Great Old One.

This user is a fan of Dune.

This user enjoys the works of
Sherlock Holmes.

This user enjoys reading Fantasy.

This user reads science fiction.

This user enjoys geofiction.

This user enjoys reading alternate history fiction.

OSCThis user enjoys the works of Orson Scott Card.

SKThis user enjoys the works of Stephen King.

Nutrition

This user is an omnivore.

This user is a carnivore.

This user loves food in moderation.

Badass Chow

This user prefers pepperoni pizza.

This user scarfs down burgers by the metric ton.

This user loves Hot Dogs in all their varieties.

This user eats cheese.

This user eats popcorn.

This user eats potato chips.

This user loves spaghetti.

This user loves sausages.

BAM!	This user believes that gaaahhhlic is a beautiful thing!

This user likes
   TABASCO pepper sauce   .

Against against-the-grain

This user loves pasta.

This user is a cereal killer.

This user loves pancakes.

This user likes waffles.

Confectuous

This user loves brownies.

This user eats chocolate.

This user enjoys jelly beans.

This user eats M&Ms.

Why would anyone eat a peep?

This user likes
Chocolate Chip Cookies.

This user likes Ice cream.

Edible Liquids

This user drinks water regularly.

This user drinks hot chocolate.

This user drinks orange juice.

This user drinks so much milk, their bones can cut diamonds.

Mentally-Poisonous Liquids

S-0This user does not drink carbonated beverages.

Edible Muscle

This user eats Chicken Fingers as often as they can.

This user eats steak.

This user prefers rare steak.

Fruity

This user enjoys limes AND all things limey.

This user eats apples.

This user eats bananas.

This user loves oranges.

This user eats strawberries.

Science

Mathematics

Pure Mathematics

This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions.

This user is interested in polyhedra.

This user has a keen interest in mathematics.

Measurement

SIThis user measures both in metric system and American system units.ft-lb

Numbers

Pi ≈ 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 58209 74944 59230 78164 06286 20899 86280 34825 34211 70679 82148 08651 32823 06647 09384 46095 50582 23172 53594 08128 48111 74502 84102 70193 85211 05559 64462 29489 54930 38196 44288 10975 66593 34461 28475 64823 37867 83165 27120 19091 45648 56692 34603 86104 54326 64821 33936 07260 24914 12737 24587 00660 63155 81748 81520 92096 28292 54091 71536 43678 92590 36001 13305 30548 82046 65213 84146 95194 15116 09...

!=This user believes that 0.99999... does NOT equal 1.

Number Bases

1+1=10This user likes binary.

5+5=10This user likes decimal.

6×9=42This user jokes in base 13.

8+8=10This user likes hexadecimal.

Statistics

This user is a statistician.

This user is pretty sure that they are an outlier compared to everybody else.

Sport

Baseball

BOSThis user is a fan of the
Boston Red Sox

CHWThis user is a fan of the
Chicago White Sox

CINThis user is a fan of the
Cincinnati Reds

Basketball

INDThis user is a fan of the
Indiana Pacers

SASThis user is a fan of the
San Antonio Spurs.

Collegiate Athletics

PThis user is a Purdue fan, Boiler Up!

ARMYThis user is a fan of the
Army Black Knights.

NAVYThis user is a fan of the
Navy Midshipmen.

Futbol

INDThis user is a fan of the
Indianapolis Colts.

GBThis user is a fan of the
Green Bay Packers

This user hates the Pittsburgh Stealers. And no, he didn't spell their real name wrong.

Motorsport

This user is interested in motorsports.

Drag Racing

NHRAThis user is a fan of the National Hot Rod Association.

Open-Wheel

IRL	This user is an Indy Racing League fan.

This user supports Formula One.

GPThe first Grand Prix this user watched was the 2000 United States Grand Prix.

Sportscars

GTThis user is a Super GT fan.

Ice Hockey

This user hopes the Leafs win another Stanley Cup within his lifetime.

Pool

This user plays
pocket billiards.

This user plays eight-ball.

This user plays nine-ball.

Farcical Crap Made To Resemble Sport

This user is a Hulkamaniac, brother!

This user is a fan of The People's Champion, The Rock.

55This user thinks Michael Waltrip should let someone else drive his car after what has happened in the 2007 season.

Transit

This user is a proud cyclist.

Wikiprojects

This user is a participant in WikiProject Motorsport.

This user is a member of
WikiProject American Open Wheel Racing.

This user is a participant in WikiProject Formula One.

This user is a member of WikiProject Paranormal, a project dedicated to improving articles on paranormal subjects.

This user participates in
WikiProject Chess.

Completed

For Wikiproject Paranormal

• NC16002 disappearance - All data thus far compilable in encyclopedic format for the disappearance of the NC16002 DC-3 airliner.

For Motorsport

• 1911 Indianapolis 500 - Most of the data present on the 1911 Indianapolis 500-Mile Race.
• 1912 Indianapolis 500 - Most of the data present on the 1912 Indianapolis 500-Mile Race.

Things needing doing

Wikiproject American Open Wheel Racing

"To Do"

Type	New Article	Expand	Media	Sourcing	Copyedit	Stat Update	Peer Review	Successes
Officials	AAA Contest Board
Drivers	Lee Bentham
	Jim Buick
	Tom Frantz
	Bob Frey
	Rick Miaskiewicz
	Hoover Orsi
	Chris Smith
	Bill Tempero
	Dean Vetrock
Teams	Rick Galles / Galles Racing Hall Racing / Hall/VDS Racing Kraco RacingHogan Racing Shierson Racing Treadway Racing Truesports
Tracks	Dayton Speedway (Dayton, Ohio; 1956)
	Michigan State Fairgrounds Speedway (Detroit, Michigan; 1928-'33, '49-'53, '57) ("see Detroit Indy Grand Prix for a start")
	Hanford Motor Speedway (Hanford, California; 1967-'69)
	Lakewood Speedway (Atlanta/Lakewood, Georgia; 1946-'48, '52, '56-'58)
	California State Fairgrounds Speedway (Sacramento; 1949-'50, '53-'70)
	Missouri State Fairgrounds Speedway (Sedalia, Missouri; 1970)
	Continental Divide Raceway (Castle Rock, Colorado, 1968-'70)
	Seattle International Raceway (1969)

Wikiproject Paranormal

• All data compilable and studied on the Bermuda Triangle
• Quantifying and describing for the Project the difference between a faux curse and a legitimate curse.

Fiction

• Beginning to work on the Highlander database

Politics

• The lives of prominent dictators in world history

Things I'd like to do on Wikipedia

• Actually follow Wales' dream of ALL human knowledge, if people didn't get it the first time.
• Make well-sourced inclusionism the name of the game, and LOOK UP STUFF to prove things, rather than just delete them.
• Find out where one should go in order to spread hate and viciousness, just to make a lot of people go bug-eyed, rather than because of actually believing in such.
• Have Wikipedia offer free drinks to all posters.