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Majority ≠ right This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.
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~~~~CX Zoom signs his posts and thinks you should too!
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This user supports statehood for Douglass Commonwealth.
This user wants
Puerto Rico to be the
51st state.


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This user finds that comedy is the best way to communicate.


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