Anchoress

THIS JUST IN: I have the patience of G.O.B..

About User:Anchoress

• My favourite way to contribute on Wikipedia is copyediting. I do create articles, but they're mostly stubs cuz I hate red links.
• I'm not keen on doing a lot of initial work on articles, because the more I put into them the more emotionally attached I get to them, and that's not a good thing. Also I'm lazy.
• On the other hand, I hate articles I stumble upon that people wrote off the tops of their heads, just to get something up, so I try to only include sourced info in my stubs.
• The page I visit the most often is the Penis page. Isn't that an awesome picture???
• My YahooIM is anchoresse. Feel free to chat me for whatever reason. I'm almost always on. :-)
• My edit count
• I've maintained my excellent contributions, attitude and reputation over 18 months by measuring virtually every single potential action against two criteria: a) Does it improve the encyclopedia; and b) Do I feel like doing it. With almost negligible exception, all my on-Wiki activities can be assumed to meet both criteria, and any action not taken fails at least one.

Wikipedian's Serenity Prayer

God, grant me the serenity,

To accept the articles I cannot change,

The courage to change the ones I can,

And the wisdom to know the difference.

Keep coming back.

To Do

Urban park - Hastings-Sunrise - Trichotillomania - Hezbollah - Chernobyl disaster - Harold Davidson - Norman Mailer - Seven Beauties - Kyle MacDonald - Teenybopper - Kiki Carter - Hezbollah - Lost (TV series) - Manggha - Vanilla Sky - Barbara Walters - Bnei Menashe - The Truth About Caffeine - Julian Lennon - Bill Kamal - Nikki Carter - Alex Jones - Margaret Atwood#Literary_Works - Push For The Cure - Larrivee Guitars - The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock - Ella Fitzgerald - Morganatic marriage (gender-neutral language) - Michael Flatley - The Peace Company - Louise Diamond - Chantal Mallett - Steven Spielberg - Garner Ted Armstrong

Wikipedia:WikiProject The Simpsons/Addling ListGenBot tags to episode pages

Install for archive.

• essay I'm working on

• ZtM essay [1]

Resources

Editing tools Stub Categories Expansion tag Vandalism template Report vandalism {{sign}} - Template reminding users to sign their posts {{talkheader}} - Template reminding users of talkpage guidelines {{unsigned}} - Template to be added to unsigned posts Speedy deletion info {{deletebecause}} type { { deletebecause|reason } } {{Cleanup-date}} type { { Cleanup-date|date } } {{update}} Cleanup templates Anchoress (talk · contribs) = { { User|Username } } {{archive box|*[[Talk:Articlename/Archive 1]]: June 2004 – May 2005}} WP:3 {{inuse}} Template:Refq - template to invite users on the RD to check a wikilink themselves. Also {{refq|article name|optional message}} template:test-self - Vandal warning template for people who self-revert. {{plot}} for overly long or confusing plot summaries <div class="references-small"><references/></div> WP:CITET User Warning templates - new family {{userlinks}} Request for page protection WP:CHEAT Category sorting: [2]

Wikipedia policies etc Wikipedia layout guide WP:Right to vanish WP Policies and guidelines FA tips Miscellaneous CHECK YOUR EDIT SUMMARY COMPLIANCE STATS HERE - MINE WERE LOWER THAN I THOUGHT! Anchoress edit count Check someone's block log - insert + in place of spaces in usernames (if any) Deletion log Pages to watch WP Peer Review Wikipedia:Canadian_wikipedians'_notice_board/Requests Deletion log googlebomb attempt? Wikipedia Counter-Vandalism Unit Wikipedia Requests for Feedback Featured article candidates Wikipedia:Requests for adminship Requested Articles List of Administrators Watch [3] [4] Pages to be found AfD (WP:AFD) RfA (Wikipedia:Requests for Arbitration Deletion Review ...the preceding unsigned post... template {{unsigned|username}} Essays I like WP:HEY WP:OWB WP:KIT WP:GRIEF IRC considered WP:DTTR A Day in the Life of an Article Eguor Admins Must-read for all 'transwiki to WikiNews' fetishists. By W.marsh

Userboxes

LGThis user's alignment is Lawful Good: the "Crusader."

This user is a member of the Harmonious Editing Club.

This user enjoys playing chess.

DGAFThis user does not give a fuck.

This user feels that out of process deletions subject to an administrator's whims rather than consensus damage Wikipedia more than any userbox ever could.

This user comes from Canada.

This editor is not an administrator and does not wish to be one.

This user is straight
but not narrow.

This user thinks it's none of their business if 68.39.174.238 gets an account.

IQ	This user's Intelligence Quotient is 156.

ENTJ This user's MBTI type is ENTJ.