I would make a great user page, but I really don't have the time :(.

I am so.

I'm not a bad artist, though.

On a seemingly unrelated subject, I'd like to say it seems all user-names which start with '!' or some other useless number, like '7' (except me, perhaps) are usually sockpuppets.

This user scored 3508 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 262323212).



Oh, yeah, and for those of you wondering...

Awards

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Will not add here yet. Too lazy.

The Userboxen Sea formerly known as Userboxes of DOOM!!!!!!

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 This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his user page instead of actually writing something useful.
 這個用戶是華人
这个用户是华人
This user is of Chinese ethnicity.
華夏兒女
 This user is male.
 This user fights in open resistance against the forces of the Vandals.
  This Userbox doesn't exist, you're just crazy.
 This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
 This user wants to become a
Rouge admin one day
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@This user can be reached by email.
 This user is a Capricorn.
 This user knows the dire side effects of dihydrogen monoxide.
Do you?
 In an emergency, this user may be slapped with a trout.
 This user is best described as Chaos walking on 2 legs.
 This user wants to be your friend.
TThis user is a fan of topical comedy and satire.
 This user is a fan of
The Lord of the Rings.
The Silmarillion This user not only likes The Lord of the Rings, but The Silmarillion as well.
PorscheThis user pronounces Porsche the right way : /ˈpɔːrʃə/—with "ə" at the end.
LMThis user thinks that the U.S. Army should have used the Lamborghini Cheetah instead of the Humvee.
 This user enjoys electronic music.
iGen This user is a member of the iGeneration
I hate you all so much.This user hates everybody for a damn good reason that they simply haven't figured out yet.
  This user would like a search engine for Wikipedia userboxes.
  This user has edited someone else's userboxes in the past. Naughty naughty!
  Don't forget about Larry!
  This user acknowledges Canada's role in Afghanistan as a peacekeeping mission.  
  This user supports equality for everyone.
  This user is straight but not narrow.
  This user has the right to question authority.
  This user is a yet-to-be-discovered INSERT-YOUR-CAREER-HERE.
  This user procrastinates often.
  This user believes  in the messages of the almighty Fortune Cookie!
 

This user is aware that his or her eraser always goes missing before it can be used up...

  This user knows very well that fortune cookies aren't real Chinese food.
# This user feels just slightly
frightened of this Jack Dent.
??! This page Smells Funny.
 This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.
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This user is too tired to go to the grocery
(looks like toothpaste for dinner again...)
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This user is too tired to go to the grocery
(looks like toothpaste for dinner again...)
 This user feels like a benzene ring. /_\
 Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
 It is possible that this user is an alien, but this is not yet proven. Please do not go near this user with loud music.
This user's species is a 1337 1-14xx09\.id
 This user has been living in a cave somewhere.
H5N1This user is infected by the Deadly virus H5N1 and is armed and dangerous.
H5N1If you see him report it to the medical companies to experiment *cough* analyse him.
 This user is being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory! Help! Ooooh.. here's a good one! Confucius says you will be held hostage in a fortune cookie factory.
Your company's logo goes here.This user has decided to sell out to corporate sponsorship. Sorry!
UPNThis user thinks that UPN stands for "Used Parts Network" (or should!).
  Brick.
  Brick(s).
 This User is trapped inside this userbox! 
If you can read this, you have really good vision.
 This user finds everything funny. Hee-hee-hee! Look at that tree! It's hilarious!
 This userbox has taken over this userpage!
poxThis user is suffering from userpox. Goggles seem to prove ineffectual.
This space is for rent.
 This user needs just one more userbox on his page!
  This user has no userboxes on his userpage.
 This user believes that userboxes do not divide the Wikipedia community, but rather emphasise its diversity.
UBXThis user is ambivalent about self-referential userboxes.
-xenThis user believes that userbox should always be pluralised userboxen, and thinks that this is one of the most important and exciting issues of our time.
  This user has read the essay on userbox personalities and might be a Liberi- liber... a liberie person.
  This user thinks it's none of their business if 68.39.174.238 gets an account.
GrueIt is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
 This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.
 This user scarfs down burgers by the metric ton.
 This user enjoys limes AND all things limey.
 This user only sees well with the heart, because what is essential is invisible to the eye.
 You just lost The Game.
  This user's soul from out that shadow... shall be lifted Nevermore.
 This user is interested in psychology.
 This user is a Prisoner of Gravity.
  This user follows Maxim One:
Pillage, then burn.
  This user follows Maxim Six:
If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
  This user follows Maxim 34:
If you’re leaving scorch marks, you need a bigger gun.
  This user follows Maxim 37:
There is no "overkill". There is only "open fire" and "I need to reload."
DThis user reads Dilbert.
  This user is an omnivore.
  This user likes both kinds of sprites: video games and drinks.  
 This user is a grognard.
 This user enjoys reading humorous literature.
 This user knows that there IS NO EXIT.
 This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.
 Big Brother is watching this user.
 This user's homeworld likes to think that it is mostly harmless, but it is, in practice, devastatingly dangerous.
  This user knows that a boy's best friend is his mother.
 
The bearer of this is a Wikipedian who shall be permitted to freely edit Wikipedia.
 This user is a constructive powerhouse and is ready for anything.
 The neutrality of this user is in question. 
 This user wonders where Bobby Newmark is when you need him. 
 No user serviceable parts inside.
 This user enjoys reading alternate history fiction.
’s Thi’s user know’s that not every word that end’s with s need’s an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe’s from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

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to/too/
two
Too many people have no idea how to use words they should have learned in grade two.

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its & it's This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.

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golden toad This user advocates lowercase common names in an encyclopedia.

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TZThis user was once trapped in
The Twilight Zone.

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 This user reads between the lines.


  This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.*
  This user ate a census taker's liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
 
This user is a
Dark Lord of the Sith.
KoЯnThis user is Rotting in Vain.
   All in all, this user's just another brick in the wall.
No LicenseThis user doesn't have a
driver's license.
IntS-4Tihs tweedler uses über Internet slang that will pwn you.
 This user lives for black olive pizza.
  This user identifies as straight.
"it"This user prefers being called it.
 This user is right-handed.
 
This user does not smoke.
  Actually, the Internet is serious business.
FAUX NEWS This user believes that Fox News is not fair or balanced.
lol wut Obvious statement is obvious.
  This user finds censorship offensive.
 Just say NO to political correctness.
  This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.
  This user gave Spongefrog (or his sidekick Scribbes) a barnstar and is on a Non-Shame List.
 This user would like to know what a black hole looks like from inside, but doesn't want to investigate it personally.
 This user uses Windows XP.
  This user contributes using a PC.
GThis user will use Google before asking dumb questions.
(X) This user wishes he/she had an Omnitrix.
TDThis user plays Tower defence games.
Majority ≠ right This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.
 This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
 This user would like to refer to himself in the first person but is just too damn tired.
 This user respects the beliefs and religions of others.
ubxThis user uses userboxes.
Wheaties, Cheerios, and Rice Chex This user prefers the cereal comma.
Intellectual
rant It is more cathartic to curse the darkness than to light one stupid candle.
Burrito ergo sum I fart, therefore I am.
 SOBER This user is alcohol free.
 This user knows the Ultimate Answer.
  This user has one too many screws loose. We warned you.
GAME OVER This user will insert more coins to continue.
 This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is.
  This user's favorite color is green.
nonThis user is full of non sequiturs.
Fix my saxophone!
 This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!
 This user is greater than the sum of his userboxes.
 This user agrees that Pirates are better than Ninjas. Y'arr!
 A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!
n00bThis user is a n00b.
blah blah blahThis user is full of a bunch of long, rambling stories.
There's a funny story about that...
 
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 This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
dumbThis user doesn't know how to use Userboxes.
1, 2, 3...This userbox is a test. Please tell this user if you don't see it.
1337This user is elite.
gkThis user is a geek.
I wish there weren't that much userboxes beginning with This user...
SARCThis user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit.
  Hi! I am a userbox with a POV. I won't hurt you, I promise! Pretty please don't delete me.
 This user is interested in Abrahamic religions.
 This user is interested in Christianity.
 This user is interested in the Bible.
 This user is a Bible reader.
  This user believes Jesus is still relevant in modern times.
  This user understands biological evolution.
 This user believes that Evolution and Christianity are mutually supportive. 
 This user realizes that people from the Middle Ages already thought that the Earth was spherical.
 This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one.
 This user, based on evidence and current consensus, thinks that the Universe began with a bang.
 This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately.
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This user likes banging on the keyboard.
 This user thinks time zones are evil.
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
 This user has never been slurped up by aliens in the Bermuda Triangle.
...This user is proud to say that they have kept their amateur procrastinator status intact.
... This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.
IThis user is a person, and nothing else matters.
UBXThis user hopes you read each and every one of his userboxes! or else...
 This user is a member of Wikipedia.
 This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!
en This user is a native speaker of English.
1337 7|-|15 |_|z0r 5|>34|<5 1337.
... This user would like to know all existing languages.
 This user is a WikiSloth.
 
This user is proud
to be a Wikipedian.
VThis user adheres to the philosophy that an edit a day keeps the vandals at bay.
 This user has a zero tolerance policy on vandalism.
 This user believes that mindless tagging without doing any editing is little better than vandalism.
PleaseHello, please don't vandalize me...
CTBThis user has contributed to the following pages.
 This user clicks on Random article way too often.
 This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.
???This user is interested in nothing, and yet everything at all.
 This user enjoys writing.
Too many userboxesThis user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!
 This is a standard size userbox created with Template:Userbox.
It stacks neatly with others of its ilk.
 This user uses userboxes on their userpage, in fact, this is a userbox
 Editing Wikipedia is something this user does as a hobby.
 This user provides information using userboxes because he is bored.
 This user edits Wikipedia, but doesn't know why. (Perhaps...)
 This user maintains a strict policy advising against all personal attacks.
 This alleged user can be said to maintain an ill-defined policy or other custom of neutrality or other ambiguity-related quality on some or all issues that may be potentially controversial to some alleged people.
 This user reserves the right to completely screw up his own edits.
 This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.
  New concepts for userboxes keep popping up in this user's mind.
 This user is an out of control renegade editor who's thought of by some Wikiprojects as a...loose cannon.Actually I'm not promicious enough currently... but the time will come!!! Muahahahaha!!!
  This user will not lose the ability to imagine upon reaching the burden of adulthood.
  This user thinks that Wikipedia is the greatest thing since sliced bread!  
 

This user is aware that his or her eraser always goes missing before it can be used up...

  This user admits being an occasional hypocrite.
   This user loves being weird.
 This user is a
Rouge editor
.
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1RRThis user prefers discussing changes on the talk page rather than engaging in an edit war.
 This user does not understand mean people. Please be nice.
 This user spends far too much time editing his user page.
 This user is not a Wikipedia administrator but would like to be one someday.