- All songs written by Crime In Stereo
- "Amsterdamned!" – 2:06
- "Warning: Perfect Sideburns Do Not Make You Dangerous" – 2:32
- "Play It Loud Fuckers" – 2:55
- "What a Strange Turn of Events" – 2:11
- "Compass and Square" – 2:03
- "If You Think Were Talking About You, We Are" – 2:03
- "Barfight on Bedford Ave" – 1:51
- "It Ain't All Hugs and Handshakes" – 2:29
- "Here's to Things Gone Wrong" – 2:57
- "No Gold Stars for Nationalism" – 1:03
- "Terribly Softly" – 2:01
- "Arson at 563" – 4:19
- Kristian Hallbert – vocals
- Alex Dunne – guitar
- Shawn Gardiner – guitar
- Mike Musilli – bass
- Scotty Giffin – drums
- Recorded at Water Music Recorders, Hoboken, New Jersey, US
- Produced by Ted Young and Crime In Stereo
- Engineered by Ted Young and John Bender
- Mixed by Arik Victor
- Mastered by Alan Douches