(Somebody...)
Told her that there was a place like heaven
Across the cables on her AOL internet connection
Yeah, we're living in
In a modern world.
And pretty soon she's really got the notion
Of losing her dreams of sailin' the big blue ocean
Yeah, we're living in
In a modern world
Info is cheap on the WWW
But all I get is (viruses)
What, CTRL ALT DEL
Reconnect I AM ERROR.
Oh Wikipedia
Oh Wikipedia (can't get an edit through)
Oh Wikipedia (that's what she said to do)
Oh Wikipedia (that's where she has to be)
Oh Wikipedia (she left a message for me)
Oh Wikipedia.
But I'm just talking to another life
Twenty thousand miles to the west each night
Yeah, we're living in
In a modern world.
All I had to do was boot up IE7
I'm out in space, trying to get to heaven
Yeah, we're living in
In a modern world.
She left a IM I found small
But nothings there, nothing at all
There must be something going wrong
That screen blinks on and on.
Oh Wikipedia
Oh Wikipedia (can't get an edit through)
Oh Wikipedia (that's what she said to do)
Oh Wikipedia (that's where she has to be)
Oh Wikipedia (she left a message for me)
Oh Wikipedia.
Said she'd log on but she's been gone a while
Guess she's playin' Warcraft across the miles
Yeah, we're living in
In a modern world.
Oh Wikipedia
Oh Wikipedia (can't get an edit through)
Oh Wikipedia (that's what she said to do)
Oh Wikipedia (that's where she has to be)
Oh Wikipedia (she left a message for me)
Oh Wikipedia.
Oh Wikipedia, Oh Wikipedia
Oh Wikipedia, Oh Wikipedia...