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"Block You", sung to the tune of "Fix You", by Coldplay. The song interprets an administrator who compulsively blocks a sockpuppet who vandalises his user page, but the sockpuppet just keeps returning.
Lyrics
editWhen I try my best but I don't succeed
I blocked the sockpuppet but not the IP
The checkuser has failed, now I can't sleep
Why won't it work?
And the tears come streaming down my face
My user page gets vandalised
Three more accounts are made in his name
Could it be worse?
One click and my page is protected
And you can't mess with it
And I will try to block you
It's been going on three seven weeks
The sockpuppet just keeps picking on me
I feel like I should tell the git
"Please go to Hell"
One click and my page is protected
And you can't mess with it
And I will try to block you
"You're gay", is what he says
When my user page gets vandalised
"You're gay", is what he says, and I...
"Retard", is what he says
I must keep trying till the troll gets the message
"Retard", is what he says, and I...
One click and your page is protected
And you can't mess with it
And I will try to block you