Wikipedia:OMGcom

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Such material is not meant to be taken seriously.

OMGcom is a proposed process for dispute enhancement. Editors who wish to create as much strife and drama as possible may contact OMGcom at any time for assistance. The members of OMGcom pledge to flood every available venue of discussion with misquotes and inflammatory accusations, drowning out rational discussion through sheer numbers and irrelevant side arguments.

OMGcom is ruthlessly opposed to The Cabal™ (or is a Cabal, but if accused of being such then no Cabal exists).

"This is one of the aims of the civility policies; to ensure that what would have been a simple content disagreement escalates into an all-out conflict over multiple fora." - Coren (original draft of his first ArbCom proposed decision)

Members

There is considerable disagreement about who is a member of OMGcom. The list below is purported to be reliable, but if trusted as such it will be revealed that it is only a smokescreen for the real OMGcom which is managed through admin channel IRC or a seekret mailing list (the truth lies in whichever venue doesn't give you access).

OMGcom is self-appointed, or elected by the community, or foisted upon whoever draws the short straw, or chosen by Jimbo from a dark silken bag at midnight under a full moon. Whatever. Purported OMGcommers might be listed below:

The Grand Vizier is Xavexgoem. Bow Before Xavexgoem:

Bonelayer12864 (talk) 16:58, 30 January 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Durova^Charge! 22:07, 25 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Filll (talk) 23:13, 25 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Xavexgoem (talk) 06:66, 06 Sixtember, 1666 (UTC)
Chetblong (talk) 20:51, 26 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Martijn Hoekstra (talk) 22:34, 26 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Shoemaker's Holiday (talk) 22:35, 26 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]
— E ^talk _aussie 06:05, 27 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]
MBisanz ^talk
Seddon69 (talk) 07:18, 27 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]
yayayayayaya! — Nearly Headless Nick {C} 17:11, 27 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]
——Martin^phi ☎ Ψ Φ——
dihydrogen monoxide (H₂O) 11:36, 29 May 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Signing for teh lulz. Steve Crossin (contact) 23:11, 2 July 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Keep :) PeterSymonds (talk) 11:02, 3 July 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Support OMGcom will make a great admin. Ten Pound Hammer and his otters • ^{(Broken clamshells•Otter chirps)} 11:04, 3 July 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Support Ten Pound Hammer and his otters • ^{(Broken clamshells•Otter chirps)} 11:04, 3 July 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Stuffing the ballot box Ten Pound Hammer and his otters • ^{(Broken clamshells•Otter chirps)} 11:04, 3 July 2008 (UTC)[reply]
One more vote for one more otter Ten Pound Hammer and his otters • ^{(Broken clamshells•Otter chirps)} 11:04, 3 July 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Vote early, vote often Ten Pound Hammer and his otters • ^{(Broken clamshells•Otter chirps)} 11:04, 3 July 2008 (UTC)[reply]
That's Numberwang! Ten Pound Hammer and his otters • ^{(Broken clamshells•Otter chirps)} 11:04, 3 July 2008 (UTC)[reply]
That may be true, but did you consider that the moon is round? «l| Ψrom3th3ăn ™|l» (talk) 11:58, 3 July 2008 (UTC)[reply]
WTFBBQ Reso lute 20:28, 4 July 2008 (UTC)[reply]
endorse OMGCom for MedCom for ArbCom for accreditation. What's this about? 20:36, 5 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Due to my recent vandalism, I will join. frogger3140 (talk) 11:47, 29 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]
I've been nominated for membership by Jaakobou on ChrisO's talk page. If elected, I can offer expansive services in paragraph bloating, verbal self-inflation, tedious tolutiloquence, splitting hairs on bald disputes, finding needles to needle adversaries with in a strawman's haystack, and generally, anything that requires pompous exasperation, or what Louis-Ferdinand Céline in an otherwise disgusting book called an ability to frénétiser l'insignifiance.Nishidani (talk) 15:15, 5 October 2008 (UTC)[reply]
DendodgeTalk^Contribs 20:19, 23 October 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy Delete: This cabal would make a great admin, so I'm voting speedy delete in its peer review. DendodgeTalk^Contribs 19:25, 24 October 2008 (UTC)[reply]
You don't know who I am, I have not ever revealed my identity, and I secretly control the wiki and Earth. --Anonymous(Mute) 762 Decembroth 23691 (5 years to the end) (UTC)
— Jake Wartenberg 19:51, 14 February 2009 (UTC)[reply]
Aight. Sam ^Blab 20:23, 14 February 2009 (UTC)[reply]
NuclearWarfare _(Talk) 22:10, 9 April 2009 (UTC)[reply]
–Juliancolton | ^Talk 03:20, 13 April 2009 (UTC)[reply]
Too many OMGcommers currently. — TKD::{talk} 12:33, 21 April 2009 (UTC)[reply]
one more -- œ ^™ 04:56, 9 June 2009 (UTC)[reply]
Weak Keep, Stronger Merge, all with SNOW
Paranormal Skeptic (talk) 16:47, 9 June 2009 (UTC)[reply]
Strong Support - He's only been blocked three times in the last four weeks. J.delanoy ^gabs _adds 00:22, 3 July 2009 (UTC)[reply]
Tyciol (talk) 08:41, 18 July 2009 (UTC)[reply]
Why not one more time Paranormal Skeptic (talk) 14:12, 18 July 2009 (UTC)[reply]
Merge into User:Jimbo Wales. Staxringold _talk^contribs 00:36, 14 September 2009 (UTC)[reply]
Support Epicness. IShadowed ✰ 23:36, 19 November 2009 (UTC)[reply]
Hammertime. Just a thought so OMGCom stops violating WP:CIVIL. Paranormal Skeptic (talk) 13:44, 23 November 2009 (UTC)[reply]
Blurpeace 05:05, 1 April 2010 (UTC)[reply]
Been there, done that very recently in fact... (I was forced to refactor, though: wish I had known about this process then...) --Jubilee ♫clipman 10:40, 1 April 2010 (UTC)[reply]
Above's eponymously named sockpuppet signing up also --Jubilee ♫clipman 10:42, 1 April 2010 (UTC)[reply]
Dloh cierekim 13:39, 1 April 2010 (UTC)[reply]
I have no idea what this is or why I'm here. But I've brought donuts. --A Knight Who Says Ni (talk) 06:45, 2 April 2010 (UTC)[reply]
Super-strong snow blizzard endorsement keep support. This is the best idea since all the calm discussion about rollback. —DragonHawk (talk|hist) 21:31, 30 July 2010 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy Comment per nom. Quantupediholic (talk) 15:13, 30 April 2021 (UTC)[reply]