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"A very illogical Barnstar, Captain Kirk"....

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For absolutely no reason at all, apart from the fact that it will make you laugh a lot, I, andreasegde, hereby award you with a Dancing peanut butter jellybean-thingy. Andreasegde 19:03, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Gizza gram you Scalleeeeeeeee! Amir Editor

Barry Miles' book (Many Years From Now) - page 320. Macca said he wrote it in the Wirral, but a traffic warden called Meta Davies said she gave him a ticket outside his house in London, and after she wrote her full name on the ticket, Macca said that it would make a good title for a song, as traffic wardens in America are called Meter Maids. Mr. Bookworm 11:03, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

No drugs, no grams, drugs are bad. They make me fall over and hurt myself.--Crestville 17:00, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Lovely Rita? —Preceding unsigned comment added by Kodster (talk • contribs) 10:36, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

And break your nose (ouch!) andreasegde 21:30, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Names

No, but I used to know a Greta. She died, but I still think that should put me in the running for some sort of reward. £5 ought to do the trick.--Crestville 15:20, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

She died, and you want £5 for knowing her? £2,000 to pay for some kind of crudely-carved cement headstone would be a better idea. BTW, did you give her one? (before her untimely demise BTW.) Sorry about that - I'm feeling silly... andreasegde 23:39, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, man. I knew a Greta. She was me Grandma's next door neighbour and she died maybe ten years ago. So I would have been ten and even less interested in geriatric sex than I am now. For the record, I had no hand in her death (this is unofficial as the inquest is on-going, but you can take my word for it. It was no where near the magnificantly crafted regency-era candlestick at the time. I was in the billiard room with Professor Plum and the rope). She used to bring us rhubarb.--Crestville 16:43, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

With custard? Bird's Custard, I hope. Uhhh... the memories. andreasegde 23:41, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

A turdy and badly-built team of carthorses

Right, Mr. Vera, I want a word with you (sound of fingers drumming on desk). I congratulate you on the absolutely wonderful success of the 'pool beating the Russian cash-bank Chelsea, but you have to apologise for your blind faith that Leeds United would not go down to the (old-fashioned version) 3rd division next year, as you very rashly stated on my talk page. You were completely wrong (sound of a silly man crying into his handkerchief) and I will try to get you blocked so as to prevent you making the same comments in the future. There is only one chance that this may not happen, however, and that is if Hull lose and Leeds win 9-0 in the last match. The phrase, "Pigs might fly" crosses one's mind, but I believe it to be redundant (as are Leeds United). This devastating run of form means that they will have to play against teams like The Accrington Stanley Pensioners Club (reserves) for the next year, which will give one endless hours of fun (not). Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Maybe I should change my allegiance, and say that I lived in the next house to Mimi Smith's. "I do though, don't I, la?" There is only one phrase to describe this situation, and that is.... bugger, bloody bugger, bugger, bugger. :)) andreasegde 21:50, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Okay, so both Vera, Chuck & Dave AND Andreasegde are male (have two plums and a sausage, as Andreasegde put it. :) Kodster (Talk) 10:37, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

Oh aye, lotsa weird an wonderful people hang 'round the docks at night:) Vera, Chuck & Dave (talk) 14:10, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

P.S. Jesus (who was Christ) does not know how much I have been using his name in vain over the last two days... Jesus Christ.... andreasegde 23:43, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Barking-mad stars

I'm laughing, but you know why don't you? You sneaked in a "Vera's Barnstar" when I wasn't looking! There I was, thinking about how ugly my page looked and what the 'eff I could do with it, when I spotted it. (I'm still laughing...) I'm gonna get you for this, Mr. "Oxfordshire in friggin' London". (I watched the video again today, and I finally clicked...) I shall have to look for some strange "Vera's Barnstar" that is suitable. Don't hold yer breath... andreasegde 23:54, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Gotcha! andreasegde 00:10, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

El shit-os, Herr. Shylock, you are bang right about that bass! What's all that about???? andreasegde 14:38, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

I am gob-smacked. Does this mean that your eagle-eyes are so good that you can see in the dark? I'll bet you can. Are all firemen forced to eat 20 pounds of carrots per week as part of the job? You have just unearthed a massive can of worms that totally refutes all that bollocks about Macca buying the Hofner because he could play it upside down. Is there an Eagle-eyed Barnstar? A tall, but heavily pissed-off fan of a northern football team. 14:38, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

As a thank you, I have archived your talk pages, but mainly because I was peed-off scrolling down through it. andreasegde 15:16, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Poppy, get your dad to put his socks in the wash basket, remind him to buy your mum an anniversary card (and some roses) and be careful when you find a boyfriend. Have fun. andreasegde 15:29, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

I moved it to the Stuart Sutcliffe page, because it was too much on Astrid's page. andreasegde 15:53, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

The haircut

Lennon and Macca went to Paris on 1 October 1961. This was when they adopted the hairstyle (cut by Vollmer) but I think Sutcliffe had it before, as he had left the fabs before then. What does one think, you nail-biting Liverpool fan? andreasegde 15:52, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

And another thing... :) The photo of Sooty with Harrisongs (in 1960) shows Sooty to have the hairstyle, but not Harry's son. Talking in code again? "How very dare you..." :))andreasegde 16:09, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Song sample

Listen to this song sample: She Loves You. I swear it's not the fabs, but a cover band. andreasegde 17:56, 8 May 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I think you're right. I have been watching too many Beatles' cover bands on YouTube.andreasegde 22:03, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

A quiz

Ask your kids (and you are also included) to look at the new photo in the middle on my page and decide (in order) which one I am. I could be: 1. The drummer (not visible) 2. The bassist (hardly visible) 3. The trombonist (on the far right) and on and on through the trumpet player, saxaphonist, guitarist, singer, or the piano player. I could be any one of them. What do you think? My neighbour will be interested, as he is on it as well... Hours of mindless fun, for only £9.99 (Easy terms available) No, I'm not a penguin, BTW... andreasegde 21:49, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

Salt in wound

"Oh Dear God in Heaven what a cross we have to bear!" Uhh, you little bugger... :)) andreasegde 17:50, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

The vocalist?

Please allow your nearest and dearest to expand upon their theory as to why they think that is so. This may be very interesting, and something we could both learn from... andreasegde 00:21, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

I am saying nothing... Squark, squark... (A penguin that is looking for some stupid fish) andreasegde 00:35, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

I get it now. What a plonker I am. If you stand back it's easy-peasy. On the left a spot the penguin competition, and then a plonker prune next to it looking like a penguin. I'm off to the forest to look for some wood... andreasegde 12:11, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

Sand

Let's kill everyone.--Crestville 15:20, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

True, true.--Crestville 18:31, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Crestville's been on the gin sauce again, methinks. egde 12:05, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Lifetime achievement abhorred

You are the proud recipient of the bear-egg of distinction. This award is granted for your tireless efforts in being distinguishedly distinguished in the distinguishing field of distinct distinction. May all your bear-eggs be bright--Crestville 16:40, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Certainly wouldn't have been. Who else makes up awards to avoid revising for their finals? No-one! That's who!--Crestville 16:51, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Colette?--Crestville 14:44, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Did I miss the meeting where your wife became my surrogate mother? Because I would have objected (i) I already have a mother and she's very nice and (ii) from what I remember, you're wife's a bit of a hottie, and if she's my surrogate mother then I can't make a move should your marriage ever fall apart (God forbid)--Crestville 11:59, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Oh I wouldn't worry about missing the meeting Joe, we're dealing with a woman here - 2 kids, and they are granted unto them, the right to adopt any one they like. They also become privvy to the meaning of life and the secrets of the universe! And if I ever sling me hook your'e in with a chance deffo! She's only 12 years older than you! Cheers Pal, Vera, Chuck & Dave 18:21, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Were you called out for the Cutty Sark? egde 20:21, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Crestville is famous

Crestville and fans.

This is Crestville signing autographs for his numerous female (and stalking male) fans. egde 20:25, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Do I look like Ralph Finnes then?--Crestville 18:11, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Do I look like Tom Hanks? egde 23:06, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

No, Nuthin like 'im "Frankie Baby"! Vera, Chuck & Dave 02:28, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Yes I bleedin' do! It's my only claim to fame! egde 18:27, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Fair use

It's easy; just revert it and put a "Fair Use Rationale" on each photo. That used to confuse me a lot until I worked it out. Edit this page and you will see what I mean.

Fair use rationale

The image is a [screenshot/photo/scan] of [Name of person/subject]. The [screenshot/photo/scan] is of lower resolution than the original photo (copies made from it will be of inferior quality). No free or public domain images have been located for this [screenshot/photo/scan]. The [screenshot/photo/scan] does not limit the copyright owners' rights to distribute the photo in any way, and is being used for informational purposes only. Its use is not believed to detract from the original photograph in any way.

(I looked at some of the photos and they didn't have it. Put 'em in...) egde 18:23, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Hillsborough: The truth

I waded in and did a bit of googling on your behalf, good sir. egde 16:29, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

Have a laugh

I have discovered "Uncyclopedia", whis is very funny. Have a butcher's at this: Linz egde 02:07, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

This is very funny: Firefighter egde 02:07, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

I'm just starting this: The Fifth Beatle egde 17:55, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Astrid

Sorry, mate, somebody sent me a pic of a William Wallace statue in lieu of a barnstar, and so confused me that I didn't notice your request. I'll have a butchers this eve, and if there is still anything I can do I shall. LessHeard vanU 12:24, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Oh, its one of those ip's that is shared by every zonked out stooodunt in some US County/State eductional area (it is very easy to spot the US local government places, unlike the rest of the world they don't think to include the name of the State/Nation - sure that everyone will know exactly where it is...) and the only way to block them is when it is occuring to ensure that there is no collateral damage. If you are getting grief from sites like this it is best to pop over to the admin noticeboard and see if you can get a free admin to block 'em. If you want to rely on an easily confused by Scottish Icons admin then continue pesteriing me... Cheers! LessHeard vanU 19:40, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Wikimedia Board Election

I have copied this from the shy Kingboyk's page. andreasegde 19:00, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

"I'm planning to run in the Wikimedia Board Election. If you have any issues which you feel the Foundation need to address, or if you would be willing to endorse my candidature, please email me". --kingboyk 15:03, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

To endorse me. I need 15, only have 2 so far, so u have a chance to be #3 :) : http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Board_elections/2007/Endorsements/Submission#Kingboyk

Och, Bodie!

I wouldn't be surprised if his dad was an Assistant Road Manager, this being the proper title (the one that appears in the Accounts book) for a roadie. Being a casual position (cash in hand and sloppy seconds with the groupies) it would be difficult to (dis)prove. The fact that Collins also played in some of the local bands adds credence, but then there are also claims that he embellished stories re his military career. If the info appears in the Beatles article, remove it as unsourced (internal WP links don't count) commenting the article is too big to include unsourced tidbits. Cheers. LessHeard vanU 19:28, 23 June 2007 (UTC) ps. Au Reviour, Msr. Henry!

Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents#The Beatles fair use review

See above, already mentioned at Talk:The Beatles. Since I've already declared an interest I cannot do much more than shove my tuppence at them. Points to mention to any admin who takes a butchers; The Beatles had an extended recording career, of which the samples represent. The Beatles recorded songs in may genres, of which the samples represent. The Beatles songwriting developed and evolved throughout their recording career, of which the samples represent. Many people have different ideas about the particular song/track which most represents the bands catalogue, of which the samples represent. Get the picture? LessHeard vanU 00:54, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

Kingboyk

This is weird. The guy I have been calling "Kingboyk" for the last year in my English class (because I couldn't remember his name and it seemed to fit) looks exactly like the real one! The real Kingboyk - the photo of his Austrian double-ganger will appear soon... --andreasegde 17:22, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Hillsborough

Your'e most welcome. Anyone who still believes that rubbish must have the IQ of a toffee apple! The old twanging (lol) is going OK thanks! Be lucky, Lion King 16:47, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

At least SIr James Paul is not Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland

I'm on it. Tvoz |talk 21:54, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

Jeez, mate, you leave (and come back) more often than Robbie Fowler. I know that Fire Stations had poles.... Hmmmm, could that be the reason; leaving is something of an artform for you lot? Don't get fret by the dumbos and jobsworths, dealing with them is part of the (voluntary) job description and that is why good editors are like gold dust. LessHeard vanU 15:17, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

Your new nickname is "Paul Robinson" in honour of the Neighbours character who keeps coming back, much to the delight of his fans. Mine is "Sir Joseph Dangerous", in honour of my lingering air of danger. BTW, his name is "Paul McIce-Tea" in honour of his Starbucks connection--Crestville 22:47, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

Paul is dead, Suggested clues for the rumour "Paul is dead"

Hey there,

I don't know if you are aware or not, but recently Paul is dead was remodelled, in an attempt to begin to bring it back to the standard that got it an FA nomination some time ago. The "Clues" section was cut and placed into a new article, as it was this section that attracted all manner of conspiracy theorists adding their own personal ideas and original research, and made the article too long. Also, some days ago both articles were placed on AfD, but they survived it.

I've done bits on bobs on the articles so far, and extensive work today on the 'suggested clues' article, but should you like to contribute to either, in order to improve them, or indeed if you'd prefer to just post suggestions (on their talk pages, or mine), your help and thoughts as a WP:BEATLES member would be greatly appreciated. Liverpool Scouse 20:46, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

It's me again

You may like this bollocks, or not...

http://uk.youtube.com/user/andreasegde

--andreasegde 22:56, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

You sing like an angel (yeah, I'm still alive)--Crestville 10:29, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

Uhh, I didn't think you'd like 'em. --andreasegde 18:11, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

It's ok, I've been drinking vodka and can't feel my lips. Hello, by the way.--Crestville 20:38, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

Where is Vera?

Hopefully nothing untoward has happened to the poor (but brave) blighter. --andreasegde 19:34, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

And there I was thinking that you'd been dancing with reinforced beams again. :) --andreasegde 14:20, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

No just with me three Blonde Angels! See yer soon kidda! Vera, Chuck & Dave 16:13, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

The Beatles

Hi, You reverted my recent edit on The Beatles but you didn't give a reason why. Can you let me know what was wrong with my edit, please? Thanks. Jack1956 17:03, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

Mucca

I'm working on it (said the bishop to the actress..)

Check this... "You don't get many of them to the pound" --andreasegde 21:56, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

I think someone owes me a Beatles Wikifish... Sixstring1965 16:50, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

Glad you like it. Anybody say Wikifish?Sixstring1965 17:47, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

I LOVE my Wikifish! Sushi anyone???Sixstring1965 20:42, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

Blocked user

Sixstring1965 has been blocked indefinitely. There you go thinking he's a good egg, but then he gets the chop for all manner of naughty things. I do not wish to delve into the comings and goings of his block thingy and all the reasons, but it leaves one slightly peturbed that one trusted the aforementioned user. Oh well, such is rice... --andreasegde 19:16, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

The Quiz

You might be interested in this --andreasegde 15:03, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

Condolences

(LessHeard vanU 18:57, 4 November 2007 (UTC))Mark.

Sorry about yer lads. Yerra brave lot, so don't let it put you off. [You are free to wear sunscreen].--Crestville 22:16, 6 November 2007 (UTC)

ticket to ride

A penny? For you, at least 10p. Tvoz |talk 04:58, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Ah, that's cool - we were last in London in April '05, but I didn't see any oysters then. Practically went bankrupt, however. Tvoz |talk 02:52, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

That would be considered extortion in India--Crestville (talk) 16:09, 22 November 2007 (UTC)

10p wouldn't even buy a 'cuppa tea' in the UK, but it could buy a three-course curry dinner, a new suit, half a pound of cashew nuts and a trip to the cinema in India. --Would you buy a second-hand car from me? 18:08, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

The race is on

Arsenal 33 Chelsea 31 Man Utd 30 Man City 30 Liverpool 27

--andreasegde 18:05, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

It's getting better all the time...

1. Arsenal
2. Man Utd
3. Chelsea
4. Liverpool
5. Portsmouth ??? They're all sailors... :)

--That bloke wot changes his allegiance when it suits him, like... 18:28, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

All change. The Mancs won tonight! (Shit) Vera, Chuck & Dave 00:20, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

Mona Best

I have changed it a bit more, but I dare not put in a direct refutation until it is clear. (I think something should be said about off-course betting though, but I don't know where to put it in. A new section, saying they're al scalleeeess? :)) --andreasegde 20:37, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

Oooooh - she was a hot one, wasn't she! First time I've encountered the lady. Tvoz |talk 02:10, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

I didn't put in the bit about her having ankle-length hair, only washing it every now and then, because she had to spread it over four chairs in front of the fire to let it dry. --andreasegde 05:12, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

Ewww. Tvoz |talk 05:31, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

Ewww indeed Dear Tvoz! Plus one spark, an she'd have gone up like a Roman Candle! Vera, Chuck & Dave 19:54, 4 December 2007 (UTC) XXX

Now there's a man that knows exactly what he's talking about. (I once saw a girl with bum-length hair stand with her back to a candle, and whoosh... all her split ends were gone. No serious damage to her, as it only lasted a few seconds.)--andreasegde (talk) 10:11, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

"eaten by rodents, anything, even destroyed". "Fire Officer with heap big pips on shoulder, he say: "Feck off"! LOL a lot - Ahhh... the wonderful humour. I'm still laughing my bollards off. Oh, I thank you. (I'm still laughing.. :)) "heap big pips"? brilliant. It's as good as "A small, but well-built milkman" (which you pointed out to me... :))--andreasegde (talk) 21:49, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

Scallees

Check this. --andreasegde (talk) 12:22, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

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And yourself mate. And to all, a good night.--Crestville (talk) 01:04, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks Vera - the same good wishes to you and yours (and any other friends reading this). My daughter's off to Galway for the next few weeks - I'm jealous! Tvoz |talk 04:17, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks from me, too, Vera. And remember, "Everywhere it's Christmas, at the end of every year!" — John Cardinal (talk) 12:26, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Cresty

I wonder where young Cresty's gone, long time-a-passing... --andreasegde (talk) 23:07, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

Ich bin

Sehr geehrte Poppy, ich bin Andrew, oder Andreas, wenn Du in Österreich bist. Crestville ist falsch und ein Joker, aber er ist nett. Ihr Deutsch ist nicht schlecht, BTW. --The raving Baron von Pervulesko (talk) 00:57, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Sie lieben meine Videos, Poppy? Danke! BTW, Ihr Vater ist ein wirklich netter Mensch, und Sie sollten sehr stolz auf ihn sein. --The foreign man (talk) 02:28, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Danke! Ja, wir sind sehr stolz auf ihn, aber er ist verrückt - er kommt Liverpool! Love Poppy XXXX 14:49, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

love when you boys talk dirty. Tvoz |talk 02:34, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

awwww Vera.... Chuck and Dave too.

You are such a sweetheart. Thank you. Tvoz |talk 02:33, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Deletion

Something for everyone. --andreasegde (talk) 18:03, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

cool

...but I wish they had mentioned Phil Ochs. At least I taught my kids to love Phil - gotta pass it along, you know? Tvoz |talk 00:12, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

I hate to say this, but what is it exactly that you two like about dear old Phil? I don't get it, and it intrigues the 'ell out of me. Is there something I'm missing, apart from a brain? (Sound of flying bottles and curses...) --andreasegde (talk) 17:13, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

ANDREW. Phil Ochs was a brilliant songwriter - lyrical, beautiful words and images, haunting melodies, and always with a message and a point of view. Although Dylan made the bigger impact of the two, Ochs, to me, was always the superior. Not that they have to be compared, and not to take anything away from Dylan. But Ochs never had the lows that Dylan had, and Dylan's highs were wonderful, but didn't match Ochs' highs. Listen to the acoustic version of Crucifixion - a brilliant and beautiful treatise on the nature of fame and the public's need to tear down those we build up. It never gets old - applies to Britney as much as it applies to JFK. Going to an Ochs concert - and I was lucky enough to go to many - was being in the presence of genius, wit and brilliant talent. Going to a Dylan concert is a crapshoot. He could be in one of his surly moods and assault your ears with his "Dylan" voice and barely a word spoken or he could be feeling musical and be tolerable to listen to. But without the wit. Dylan has written some brilliant songs, no doubt - and his best are indeed specatcular - but he never reached me in the way that Ochs did. And of course the tragedy of Ochs makes it all the more poignant. Many, many times since 1976 I've looked at things going on in the world politically and in popular culture and mused about what Ochs would have said. Dylan is alive and well, and never says anything about anything. Oh - and this probably doesn't apply to VC&D's admiration, but Ochs was sexy as hell. Tvoz |talk 02:08, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

What more could an ignorant Scouser add to that? Brilliant! Vera, Chuck & Dave (talk) 02:21, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

I shall give him another chance, methinks. --andreasegde (talk) 08:48, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

Best's ghost with a book

I left a note explaining things to him on his page. --andreasegde (talk) 17:13, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

Patthedog

Look at Lennon's talk page, because it's getting interesting. Being a scouser yerself, it could turn into a Liverpool/Beatles connections page. Of course, it would only be allowed on an archived (or whatever they call it) "Beatles' Project" page (because the people upstairs wouldn't allow it at all) but it would be bloody interesting. Patthedog's mum used to cut Cilla Black's mum's hair. I find it totally interesting and very hilarious, BTW :) Forgive me if I'm off my head... --andreasegde (talk) 19:33, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

Yor an honorary scouser, corse yer off yer head, we're all feckin mad!! Vera, Chuck & Dave (talk) 20:15, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

The Pool

Everton 42

Liverpool 40

Bit strange, or wha'? --andreasegde (talk) 22:34, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

Archive

If you don't do it, I will, because my right index finger has a boil on it (I'll bet nobody gets that one!) Talking in code? Not on your nelly... :) --andreasegde (talk) 18:30, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

This name thing

Linda Louise, Lady McCartney, or Lady Linda Louise McCartney? Can you nail this one? --andreasegde (talk) 09:38, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

Brit/English

I'm not sure about this British or English thing. I always thought they were a firstly a band from Liverpool, England. Yes, their relatives came from Ireland and elswhere, but they (The Fabs) were born in England. Brit-pop is popular, but too broad. What do you think? --andreasegde (talk) 20:11, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

The Beatles

I think sidestepping the British/English controversy by omitting the adjective and simply stating that they were "a rock and pop band from Liverpool, England" is a compromise option deserving of its own heading in the poll. Would you mind if I moved your vote to the new subheading? Robert K S (talk) 21:03, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

sorry 'bout that - little job came up. Yes, I was making the point that a band from Liverpool England are English, Same as The Undertones are a band from Nothern Ireland, and thefore N.Irish Cheers, Vera, Chuck & Dave (talk) 00:04, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

I see, gotchya. Robert K S (talk) 06:20, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

thanks for watching

Another troll - they really have a way with words. Thanks for keeping an eye out. Tvoz |talk 00:37, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

Photo

I think they're acting in good faith here. They're talking about changing the French photo to an Abbey Road photo. It's only a pity that it's a recent one (zig-zags) and not the old one.--andreasegde (talk) 11:41, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

This is new... --andreasegde (talk) 18:47, 15 February 2008 (UTC)

This is the best I could do. If you spot something new in it, you get 5 quid. --andreasegde (talk) 12:34, 16 February 2008 (UTC)

It's true

I'd say I was going over to the UK. We have a London over here. To distinguish the two, I'd say I'm taking a trip to London in the UK. Now that I think about it, it usually is "in the", not London, UK. Actually now that I think about it, London is the only place in England that I'd actually call, London, England, whereas it's Liverpool in the UK, Manchester in the UK. Must be the way we speak over here. Looks kind of daft written out. freshacconcispeaktome 18:24, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

Stop the reverting

Please stop the reverting! I explained the situation, I will stop the editing, you will stop the reverting. First we have to find out and discuss the matter. Demophon (talk) 17:20, 16 February 2008 (UTC)

Jim Davidson (comedian)

I'm a littel confused by the revert war you were having with...uhh...yourself? Watching that page because of earleir vandalism, so was interested to know what was going on? :) - Fritzpoll (talk) 17:40, 22 February 2008 (UTC)

Uhh-err Missus

Keep Mum, eh? I haven't had a decko at it yet, but yer words made me go t'foot of our stairs, by gum. Am I being 'ad fer a pillock? I thank thee from the bottom of me wallet r'kid (next round's on me). --andreasegde (talk) 23:15, 24 February 2008 (UTC)

Nah, I had a look, it weren't nothing - thank him upstairs fer that. :)--andreasegde (talk) 23:20, 24 February 2008 (UTC)

Sherlock and Agatha

On second thoughts (after me swallowing it hook, line, and sinker) I think only a few days here is bogus, considering the size and intricate detail of his front door. This would interest Agatha or Sherlock. Being a bit "over the top chaps" in said comments about my prowess here also makes me think someone is 'avin me on. Never mind, there are lots of LAs about t'sort 'im out. (Code meant on purpose, of course, R'kid, wink, wink, never say no to a blind bat.)--andreasegde (talk) 23:43, 24 February 2008 (UTC)

Well, that was cleared up quickly. Nice retort, Vera. There's nowt so strange as folk... --andreasegde (talk) 16:34, 25 February 2008 (UTC)

The next time you talk about being Mum, I will heed your wise words, and shut me gob. I thank you r'kid... --andreasegde (talk) 14:14, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

Rory Storm

I've just finished working on him and The Hurricanes. I was surprised at how popular he was in the 'Pool back then. Poor bugger though, because it all seemed to happen for everybody except him. Fit as a butcher's dog, as well. BTW, the plonker has gone on holiday - ta very much.--andreasegde (talk) 17:57, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

This is funny: John Lennon refused to work in holiday camps like Butlins, even though they paid well, saying "It would be like playing in Belsen".--andreasegde (talk) 17:41, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

Paul McCartney

There's some git on there called Ultraviolet or something that's merging the marriages, deleting the Awards section and removing Commons photos (Cathedral photo). He's a member of The Clean-up project, or something like we're the police officers of Wiki.--andreasegde (talk) 09:39, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

The hilarious thing is, it's now like the first version we were working on "all those years ago", when we had our big tiff with Kingboyk about "moving the goalposts". :)) I checked it, and not much has been lost, and it wouldn't take that long to put the bits back in their own sections. Maybe it's good to leave it like this for a bit, so as to weed out the cobblers and slipped-in POV. Such is.... rice? No, that's not it... wife? Hmmm...--andreasegde (talk) 02:05, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

As I thought; he's a bleedin' nutter who has his photos taken out and doesn't like others being in (even if they're from Commons). You can always revert the whole shit. Actually, if I'm honest (when people start like that it's always something daft) I, me personally, the one with a bird's name, etc., have never understood how to revert anything. Kingboyk once explained it, but I've always been too scaredy-pants to actually try it.

As for the temperament bit; I can go off like a rocket (said the actress?) if some tosser is hassling me when I've had a few ('cos I'm a happy drunk). The full power of shouting "FUCK... OFF!!" in a northern accent confuses the Austrians a tad. :)) As for this Wiki stuff; I tend to let it slide (especially on The Two Big Fabs' pages) once they've got a GA, as someone will always come along and revert them, or correct it eventually. If the content stays, it's just a question of style.

Saying that, I can hear the little devil on my shoulder (Tom & Jerry cartoons?) telling me to go on a few of the git's favourite pages and mess about with them. It wouldn't do any good of course, so I'll listen to the angel on the other shoulder. Ho-hum... :)--andreasegde (talk) 13:45, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Stuart Sutcliffe

That's hotting up a tiny wee bit, as Pauline Sutcliffe's book is now in. Lots of humming and hahhing about Lemon being a pooftah and killing Sooty after the fact. We know about Epstein, but as there were so many lasses gagging fer it in Hamburg, who would want to suck sausage? (Forgive me, but I think the various English names for pillow-biters, and even macho-hetro types to be amusing, and show how wonderful our humour is.) Some 'Sam The American Eagle' editor is gonna get me for this, I can feel it in me water... :)--andreasegde (talk) 13:53, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

The Hallowed One

Go on, read a tid-bit about Wales (person) and click on the links.--andreasegde (talk) 18:29, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

More about Jimbo Wales (that little place near Liverpool.)--andreasegde (talk) 14:32, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

Even more.. about this thing...--andreasegde (talk) 22:52, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

Rain Beatles

'Ello. It's the Kodster. Long time, no see. I've contributed significantly to the article of the song Rain by the Beatles. It's an excellent song, it truly is. After having Andreasedge look over it, she (or he, Andreasedge never really told me yet, and I honestly have no clue!) said that I should nominate it for a Good article, which I've done so.

Anyway, I was just wondering how I should get someone to review this, and I realize, 'ello! There's Andreasedge's chap! So I went to you. Andreasedge already worked on the article, so she (again, or he) cannot review it. So here I am. Just look it over, and see if it is good enough to be, well, good. And Bob's your uncle.

Simply look it over, and see if it is up to par. Thanks!

BTW, I can never get the friggin' link for Andreasedge's user page to work. Andreasedge never really gave me a reason or solution. Strange. Anyway, thus ends my rant.

Have a great day. Kodster (Talk) 19:40, 1 March 2008 (UTC) 01:20, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

He's Andreasegde, who has two plums and a sausage, and resents the accusation that he bites pillows. :) --Joe Louis, not the Brown Bomber (talk) 22:25, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

Jesus of Nazareth!

They all call me Andrea because they think that fat cow on my page is ME!! I'll never live this down, it's all too much, for me to take. They've been sitting there reading my silly stuff with a picture of the monster from the black lagoon in their heads. Oh.. bugger... :))--andreasegde (talk) 09:37, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

I've just realised (doh!) that you can send me a number by clicking on "E-mail this user" (on my page). --andreasegde (talk) 00:08, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

It means this user (you) has not specified a valid e-mail address, or has chosen not to receive e-mail from other users (preferences).--andreasegde (talk) 14:58, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

I think there's a funny joker git/vandal/arse on Macca's page.--andreasegde (talk) 15:37, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

Paul McCartney

too long articleUltra! 18:46, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the message - I think there is something in UV S F comments. It may be best to work together on this. If the prose needs a little cutting down in places, then it should be done. I don't think all of Ultra's edits are correct - Macca formed Wings as a separate working entity, he didn't collaborate with "them", and he also had a solo career before and after that band - but the best way would be to talk about it. To Ultra I would say, of course it is a long article; the bloke has been producing music for 45 years now, often to popular acclaim, and has otherwise been deemed noteworthy. You do have to cover everything - which leads to length. It's a collaborative effort. If you folks talked before editing you might get a better article that suits all parties. LessHeard vanU (talk) 20:30, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

I think Ultra is guilty of not talking about editing.--andreasegde (talk) 12:34, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

Rather than cluttering this...beautiful talk page with a relatively insignificant question, I'll put my comment here. What does "La" mean? Upon asking the monster from the black lagoon, (s)he gave me an unintelligible answer (perhaps due to the mountain of Austrian sausages in (her)his mouth). :) You said it once here in the first comment, where you say "Cheers, La". Is it "lad"? Feel free to not respond to this petty comment.

P.S. Might I suggest making that "Archive 5"? Kodster (Talk) 21:40, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Silence is

Deafening. Understand situation; all's well. See you darn the smoke. Over and (ouch...) :)--andreasegde (talk) 14:41, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

I'm gonna be off soon after a couple of articles have passsed GA. I may return with my ISP address occasionally to have a laugh, and wind a couple of tits up.--andreasegde (talk) 04:42, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

BTW, I thought I'd give you this, La.

		The Anti-Flame Barnstar
		For the simple reason that this man is a bleedin' hero, and is a jolly good sort. Enjoy.--andreasegde (talk) 04:57, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

To Andrew

I'm not usually one to follow rules, but I didn't want to presume upon your newly immaculate talk page, so I thought I'd impose on Vera's hospitality (hi V!) to say.... don't get lost! Will be watching for you. You have my email address - use it, any time. Cheers Tvoz |talk 06:59, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

Mr Manning...

I'm going to break the 3RR on Bernard Manning soon over a resumption over who came first on Mrs merton. Yawn. Help! Gareth E Kegg (talk) 23:15, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

Barnstar

		The Islamic Barnstar Award
		For all your hard work, I award you the most coveted barnstar of them all! 70.234.110.141 (talk) 01:50, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

You got one aswell, how very odd, im not even muslim lol, still great tho. Realist² ('Come Speak To Me') 02:00, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

Interesting

He changed his name from Vikrant Phadkay to Ultraviolet scissor flame, he has been blocked twice as a vandal for being a page blanker [Phadkay]. He also failed spectacularly when he tried to be a Wikipedia Admin Wikipedia:Requests for adminship/Vikrant Phadkay. He is also a master sock puppeteer, Paerduug, [1] and then when he realised he had given himself away, he tried to cover it up [2] 81.130.223.198

You should see the debate on him the Paul McCartney talk page.

81.130.223.198 (talk) 14:14, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

FPC I'd Like Help With

I was just wondering if you wouldn't mind going to Portal:James Bond. I'd really appreciate any criticisms or support that you could provide for this Featured portal candidate. Thanks. Ultra! 00:03, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

Paul McCartney GAR notification

Paul McCartney has been nominated for a good article reassessment. Please leave your comments and help us to return the article to good article quality. If concerns are not addressed during the review period, the good article status will be removed from the article. Reviewers' concerns are here.--TonyTheTiger (t/c/bio/WP:CHICAGO/WP:LOTM) 05:10, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

GA reassessment of Astrid Kirchherr

I have reassessed the above article and found a few concerns which are at Talk:Astrid Kirchherr/GA1. Thanks. Jezhotwells (talk) 16:18, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

"The Truth"

Wherever you are, La'... "This is not the end or even the beginning of the end - but it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." LessHeard vanU (talk) 20:13, 12 September 2012 (UTC)

I'm intrigued. And I miss you, V,C & D. Just ain't as much fun without you. Tvoz/talk 20:26, 12 September 2012 (UTC)

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The Truth

Wherever you are, I hope you are feeling vindicated. Justice will hopefully follow. LessHeard vanU (talk) 12:25, 27 April 2016 (UTC)