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Hello, I am not really dead! Welcome to Wikipedia! Thank you for your contributions. You may benefit from following some of the links below, which will help you get the most out of Wikipedia. If you have any questions you can ask me on my talk page, or place {{helpme}} on your talk page and ask your question there. Please remember to sign your name on talk pages by clicking or by typing four tildes "~~~~"; this will automatically produce your name and the date. If you are already excited about Wikipedia, you might want to consider being "adopted" by a more experienced editor or joining a WikiProject to collaborate with others in creating and improving articles of your interest. Click here for a directory of all the WikiProjects. Finally, please do your best to always fill in the edit summary field when making edits to pages. Happy editing! DVdm (talk) 10:35, 17 February 2016 (UTC) Getting Started Contributing to Wikipedia The five pillars of Wikipedia • Tutorial • Your first article How to: edit a page • upload an image Getting Help Frequently Asked Questions New contributors' help page Where to: ask questions • make requests Tip of the day Request administrator attention Policies and Guidelines Neutral point of view • Reliable sources Verifiability • Citing sources • No original research What Wikipedia is not • Biographies of living persons Simplified Manual of Style • Three-revert rule Copyrights • Non-free content • Image use policy External links • Spam • Vandalism • Sock puppetry Deletion policy • Conflict of interest • Notability The Community Community Portal • Adopt-a-user program Assume good faith • Civility • Etiquette No personal attacks • Resolving disputes Build consensus • Village pump IRC channels • Mailing lists Discover what's going on in the Wikimedia community (The Signpost) Things to do Be bold in editing • Help develop an article Maintenance • Peer review • Requested articles Join a WikiProject • Translating articles Cleaning up: General • Spam • Vandalism Miscellaneous Categories • Disambiguity • Stubs User pages • Talk pages Useful templates • Tools • User scripts

Please stop already

Welcome to Wikipedia and thank you for your contributions. I am glad to see that you are discussing a topic. However, as a general rule, talk pages such as Talk:Criticism of the theory of relativity are for discussion related to improving the article, not general discussion about the topic or unrelated topics. If you have specific questions about certain topics, consider visiting our reference desk and asking them there instead of on article talk pages. Please stop adding pointless comments to talk pages as you did here and recently on many other talk pages Special:Contributions/I_am_not_really_dead. If there is something wrong with an article then please wp:FIXIT, or at least make concrete suggestions for fixing it, or stay away. And don't just tag articles because you don't like them, as you did here. I have removed the comment from the talk page and the tag from the article. Thank you. - DVdm (talk) 10:30, 17 February 2016 (UTC)

No. The fact that the article has problems should be pointed out. Removing a tag from a hopeless article is not helping improve quality. You need to read the talk page guidelines and do not delete other user's comments about article problems. Pretending that problems do not exist do not improve things. And humor is not against policy. I will now revert you. Discuss on talk, before starting an edit war. I am not really dead (talk) 20:37, 17 February 2016 (UTC)

wp:SOFIXIT. - DVdm (talk) 20:47, 17 February 2016 (UTC)

User's are not obliged to follow Fixit. There s no policy on that. I can just edit and point out problems. Simple. I am not really dead (talk) 20:50, 17 February 2016 (UTC)

Users are obliged to follow wp:talk page guidelines. Continuing making unhelpful comments like you have been making on some talk pages and inappropriately tagging articles will get you blocked for talk page disruption or disruptive editing in general. By the way, have you edited before here, using another username? - DVdm (talk) 21:08, 17 February 2016 (UTC)

Unhelpful is your idea. Not mine. My tagging is appropriate given the low quality rambling nature of that page. As to editing before, I am not obliged to respond, unless pretending to be two users. So get off my back and follow Fixit yourself. Understand? I am not really dead (talk) 21:17, 17 February 2016 (UTC)