Hey, I had to delete everything on my talk page so one of you damn jackasses would read it. What the hell do you think "Watch this page" means? Anyway,there was some confusion with my son vandalizing Wikipedia, but it was resolved. However, after editing and stuff for a while, my account was suddenly blocked by some asshole named Yamala, who is a stupid little meddling fuck. I, as user:Chris wikiguru have not purposely vandalized one goddamn thing. My son user:XxBROWZxX vandalized a lot, but it was fucking resolved, you little dipshits!!! (Well, Yamala at least.) So I was just wondering if there was something that you could do about my account and that little bastard Yamala who ruined my account. Chris wikiguru (talk) 00:06, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
Oh, wait. No one fucking reads this page! Chris wikiguru (talk) 00:06, 15 March 2008 (UTC)