The Saiyaiyah is a very odd type of creature that is also known as Sai Batchu. Here is the most famous thing said by Sai Batchu 'Oh yeah I knew that' - Sai Batchu ( said when he doesn't know something).
This following piece is Sai Batchu writing about himself:
Hello my name is Sai Batchu. I am a male idiot. I am the only Indian in the world. I have many hobbies such as swimming[1], where I won 5 gold medals, Tennis[2] which I was named best player in the world, badminton[3] in which I was so good I was banned from competing in tournaments. I speak many languages[4] fluently such as Spanish[5], Hindi[6], Stupid, Telegu[7], English[8] and Latin[9]
I have an IQ[10] of 5,000,000,000 which is more than any of you. I say I know lots when i don't know much. I am the best in the world at all sciences and maths. The only people who are smarter than me are the not idiots. I suffer from extreme anger issues. I have 7 Nobel prises.
That is the Saiyaiyah's self-analysis, while some of it is true he has been known to lie to benefit him.
Here are awards I won: