RachelBartlett

User is house-trained, low maintenance, and can imitate a traffic sign if necessary.
User knows so many bits and pieces of random obscure languages she wonders whether this has caused Hindustani to become a mutually intelligible language for her brain, enabling her to absorb a language without putting any particular effort into it, merely by overdosing on Bollywood movies. For this would be awesome.

Operating Manual

User needs to be hit over the head with the obvious. Frequently.
User responds to logics, chocolate, and general cuteness. No violence necessary.

Warning!

User habitually exercizes abnormal control over her facial expressions and emoticons, and as a result gets taken seriously way too often, both on- and offline. This backfires in funny ways. She claims this to be her sense of humor. Others might disagree.

My Userboxes

Useless Information

This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes.

This user provides information using user boxes for statistical reasons.

This user is happy.

This user is one in 48,319,577.

Info
box

This user believes that all articles should have an infobox.

This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.

This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits.

Edit to ∞!

This user has a tendency to over-edit.

This user assumes good faith.

H2G2

This user also uses h2g2 along with Wikipedia.

Linguistic preferences

by

This user does not use the passive voice.

…in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

person,
humanity

This editor writes carefully to avoid gender neutrality issues completely.

to¦go

This user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

who(m)

This user uses either who or whom in the object case.

Subj

This user prefers that the subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it.

they?

This user has no opinion about singular they.

snkd

This user says sneaked.

“,;:’

This user is a punctuation stickler.

;

This user is addicted to semicolons; they use them frequently.

A, B, and
A and B

This user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing.

’s

Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

This user terminates unquoted ellipses on sight. This is not your blog. We end sentences properly.

. The

This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

"…"

This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.

"...,"

For quotation marks, this user would rather use "American punctuation."

[lɪŋ]

This user's favourite subject is Linguistics.

This user considers herself self-educated.

Mix

This user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.

GS

This user went to a
grammar school.

LE-0

This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

This user might or might not have an academic degree, and considers the distinction irrelevant on Wikipedia.

...

This user would like to know oodles more languages.

ANAL 4

This user advocates good grammar usage.

dlph-1

Eeek ack sque'ek ook kkkk'k squeek.

fgn

This user can speak foreign.

BS-5

This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit.

nws-0

This user oldspeaks, or newspeaks doubleplusungoodwise.

ipa-4
ə

This user has a near-complete understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.

這個用戶認為漢字簡化並無增添或破壞漢字之美。
这个用户认为汉字简化并无增添或破坏汉字之美。
This user thinks that simplification neither ruined nor increased the beauty of Chinese characters.

Hrkt-1
あ

This user has a basic understanding of the Katakana or Hiragana.

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Interface

This user contributes using a Dvorak Keyboard.

This user's primary Instant Messaging software is Trillian.

Music and Math, the two subjects I sucked at in school.

This user loves calculators.

band-3

This user likes Manic Street Preachers.

This user knows basic
music theory.

fan-3

This user loves Neil Diamond.

Gaming behaviour

This user can solve a Rubik's Cube without cheating.

This user is a Go player.

This user plays mahjong.

RV

This user is a reversi player.

MN-2

This user is an expert minesweeper.

This user is a Sudoku addict.

Identity Fragments

This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.

Slavic

This user is of Slavic ancestry.

This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.

This user is of Saxon ancestry.

This user is Dangerous When Wet. Ensure that this user does not have a shower!

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This user does not wish to limit their sexual experiences by applying a label indicating a specific sexual orientation.

This user once wanted to be like Joan of Arc but then read how the story ended.

This user is an escaped genetic experiment.

¶

This user is a professional editor.

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This user is a translator from {{{1}}} to English on Wikipedia:Translation.

This user is interested in painting.

This user enjoys photography.

Empirical Biology

00:00

This user uses 24-hour time.

This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.

This user enjoys watching the weather.

This user loves sunny days

This user loves the Spring.

This user prefers cold weather.

This user is a bicyclist.

This user is car-free.^‡

This user is a
cross country runner.

This user does weight training.

This user has a heart condition.

This user is ambidextrous.

I can't believe you followed me this far.

¾

You are three-quarters through this user's userboxes.

ubx-5

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

Chocolate and Coffee are vegetables

This user loves to eat cucumbers.

This user believes that tomatoes are fruits.

S-0

This user does not drink carbonated beverages.

This user drinks water.

This user loves döner kebab.

This user does not eat fish. Ever.

I do not own any cats. All cats own me.

This user has tested the
buttered cat paradox.^†

WP:UA

This user believes that cats are NOT food.

‍

This user likes the Yangtze River dolphin.

This user thinks no outfit is complete without cat hair.

This users favourite animal is the Red fox. (Vulpes vulpes)

This user likes kiwis (not the fruit).

Fiction preferences

This user listens to
audio books.

This user enjoys reading mysteries.

This user enjoys the works of
Sherlock Holmes.

This user enjoys Bollywood films.

And!

?met?

This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them.