Kinghajj

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King Hajj is an internet-psuedonym used only by one person; sometimes, however, he just goes by the name "Hajj".

...What? You expected more?

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Fuck anyone who deletes a perfectly good userbox, like "War on Drugs" or "Same Sex Marriage".

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Userboxes

Basic Stuff

This user lives in the United States of America.

teenThis user is a teenager.

C₂H₅OH-1This user drinks relatively infrequently. they are probably the better for it.

This user is near sighted.

This user is a Cancer.

蛇

This user is a Snake.

Food I Like

This user eats apples.

This user eats cookies.

This user drinks coffee.

This user eats fries, or chips.

This user eats green beans.

This user likes pie.

This user loves to eat pizza.

This user eats raspberries.

This user eats sushi.

This user eats tomatoes.

This user eats watermelon.

This user drinks Coca-Cola.

Interests

This user enjoys rock music.

This user is straight.

This user understands biological evolution.

This user loves calculators.

FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

Big Brother is watching this user.

UTC-8This user's time zone is UTC-8.

o_OThis user is a moderate fan of anime.

This user enjoys playing rummy.

This user believes in a solid oblate spheroid Earth, not a flat or hollow one.

This user detests tobacco smoke.

Languages (Partial)

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

en-us
-NThis user is a native speaker of American English.

lfn-2Esta usor pote contribui a un nivel media de Lingua Franca Nova.

eo-2Ĉi tiu uzanto povas komuniki per meza nivelo de Esperanto.

ja-2この利用者は中級の日本語ができます。

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langThis user likes constructed languages.

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to¦goThis user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

Wikipedia

This user has en.wiki.x.io as their start page.

POV	This user supports userboxes that express a Point of View.

feh	This user is tired of the constant fighting over userboxes.

Wikipedia is not censored.

This user enjoys contributing to Wikipedia without wearing clothes.

Computers

C-2This user is an intermediate C programmer.

xhtml-2This user is an intermediate XHTML user.

py-2This user is an intermediate Python programmer.

This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.

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This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user contributes using Firefox.

This user contributes using Linux.

This user contributes using Ubuntu.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

gkThis user is a geek.

This user contributes using GIMP.

This user once loved Grand Theft Auto.

This user plays the Halo series.

This user has a dual monitor configuration.

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Religion

ath	This user is an atheist.

File:Cristo Velázquez lou2.jpgThis user believes the world would be a happier, safer and saner place without religion.

This user believes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is as likely as creationism.

This user believes in the separation of church and state.

This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

This user is interested in the subject or study of Satanism, but isn't necessarily a Satanist.

Politics

According to The Political Compass this user is:
Economic Right (1.38) and
Social Libertarian (−5.69)

This user supports Same sex marriage.

This user supports the legalization of all drugs for adults.

This user is against the war on drugs.

This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship.

This user advocates democracy.

This user supports the independence of the State of Palestine.

This user does not trust electronic voting machines.

Humor

SW
IIThis user thinks Attack of the Clones sucks more.

This user does not believe in Santa Claus.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

This user knows that 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user is a
Dark Lord of the Sith.