Karlww

This sentence's sole purpose is to prove that I do have the ability to type.

About Me

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his user page instead of actually writing something useful.

This user tries to do the right thing. If he makes a mistake, please let him know.

Stamp Collection

This user was a member of the inactive League of Copyeditors.

This user values third opinions and occasionally provides one.

General Info

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.	This user has too much time on their hands.	This user is a Londoner.
10This user has visited 10 of the 205 countries in the world.	This user's IRC nick is karl_w_w on the server irc.freenode.net.

Games

This user wields the ultimate power!

This user is a Jenga master.

This user can solve a Rubik's Cube without cheating.

Interests & Viewpoints

This user is a cat lover.	This user likes foggy days.	AMCWThis user wants to join the Ankh-Morpork City Watch
Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!	This user enjoys punk rock.	This user knows the Ultimate Answer.
PC This user is pro-choice.	Lua-2This user is an intermediate Lua coder.	This user plays table tennis.

Food

This user loves food in moderation.	This user is a chocoholic.	This user loves bacon!
This user eats raspberries.	This user knows they eat Reese's Pieces in heaven.	This user doesn't drink, and has a healthy liver to show for it.
PM This user drinks Pepsi Max Acesulfame K and Aspartame. Never did them any harm!	19.9This user's body mass index is 19.9

On Wikipedia

Info boxThis user believes that all articles should have an infobox.	FU This user supports the use of fair use images on Wikipedia.	1RRThis user prefers discussing changes on the talk page rather than engaging in an edit war.
This user scored 2103 on the Wikipediholic test.	:-/This user is a sceptic, even with regard to this userbox.	This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!

Grammar

əThis user is a Grammar Nazi.	This user employs a more formal style of writing in articles than in talk pages.	Majority ≠ right This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.
en-GB -5This user can contribute at a professional level of British English.	than thenThis user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."	your you'reThis user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
This user terminates unquoted ellipses on sight. This is not your blog. We end sentences properly.	’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.	??? ?!? !!!This user terminates excessive use of exclamation points and question marks on sight. Grow up!