So here they are....

It's amazing what you can do when your TV isn't working.

Life

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 This user's name is not George Dinkel. Or John Harris, for that matter. And, now that you mention it, this user's name isn't Gene Baker either.
teenThis user is a teenager.
iGen This user is a member of the iGeneration
YThis user is a member of
Generation Y.
 This user is of Dravidian ancestry.
 This user is proud to be a Tamilian


Location

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 This user is from Earth.
 
The bearer of this is a Wikipedian who shall be permitted to freely edit Wikipedia.
 
5
This user has visited 5 of the 205 countries in the world.
  This user has already left every hemisphere.
Parent homeThis user is bound to live in the parental home due to their age, but wants to leave.

Health

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 This user is highly... um... What's that word again?
 This user suffers from Coulrophobia.
Always be wary of the clowns.


  This user suffers from sporkophobia and hates sporks.
 This user has astigmatism.
 This user wears corrective eyeglasses or contact lenses, without which they'd be as blind as a bat!
 
This user does not smoke.
 This user exercises regularly and drinks a lot of water to stay hydrated.
  This user is mixed-handed.  


Education

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IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is 129.

Emoticons

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8-)This user is cool, and always wears sunglasses.
8-)This user is cool, and always wears sunglasses.
:-/This user is a sceptic, even with regard to this userbox.
This user believes they are unique, just like everybody else.=]
 This user is a vampire and vants to suck your blood. BLEH!
|\|0This user is 133+$p33k!|\|g!!!
 This user is best described as Chaos walking on 2 legs.
LOSTThis user feels like they are lost.

Music

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 This user plays the piano.
band-3This user likes Red Hot Chili Peppers.
 This user enjoys rap music.
RAPThis user enjoys Rap and Hip Hop music.
 This user enjoys psychedelic rock.
 This user listens to industrial.
60sThis user is a fan of Sixties music.
 This user is doomed to love goth music.
 This user enjoys rock music.
 This user appreciates progressive rock.
 This user enjoys heavy metal music.
 This user enjoys
heavy metal music.
 This user enjoys hip hop music.
R&BThis user listens to R&B  music.
 This user enjoys indie rock.
 This user enjoys
metalcore and/or hardcore music.
 This user likes alternative rock.
 This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.
  This user likes most types of music.
  This user listens to comedy music.
  This user can't live without their iPod.
4/4This user is against DJs adding a 4/4 Beat under old '80s songs and calling them new.
 This user enjoys film scores.

Bands

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AC/
DC
This user is a fan of AC/DC.
AFI This user has a Fire Inside.
AiCThis user is the man in the box.
 This user is the law.
am Contrary to popular belief, this user does not look good on the dance floor.
A7XThis user likes the band Avenged Sevenfold.
BRThis user is a fan of BAD RELIGION.
 This user loves
The Beatles.
 This user is a Black Sabbath fan.
BJThis user is livin' on a prayer.
TCThis user listens to The Clash.
CUTEThis user aims to be cute.
GThis user feels good.
GDThis user is a Deadhead.
 This user is a fan of Green Day.
IThis user is a fan of Incubus.
INXSThis user has the devil inside.
 This user is an Ed Head.
JA This user is a fan of Jane's Addiction.
KoЯnThis user is Rotting in Vain.
When this user dies, this user takes the stairway to heaven.
 This user is a fan of Metallica.
MCR This user is going to lead you, like a phantom in the summer, to join The Black Parade.
NIRVANAThe sun has gone
but this user has a light.
PATDThis user panics at the disco.
   All in all, this user's just another brick in the wall.
RHCPThis user is a huge Red Hot Chili Peppers fan.
S This user is a fan of Sepultura.
VHThis user loves Van Halen.

Food

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 This user is a committed flexitarian.
 This user has eaten silica gel, and lived to tell the tale.
 This user prefers eating pizza with (olives and pineapples).
 This user largely subsists on cold leftover pizza and credits this diet for their health & success in life.
 This user is a firm believer in the proposition that cold pizza and stale potato chips qualify as brain food.
 This user scarfs down burgers by the metric ton.
 This user eats sufficient quantities of Hot Dogs to positively qualify as an Honorary Hot Dog in their own right.
 In this user's version of fine cuisine there are two sauces: ketchup and mustard. 
 This user DOES NOT like Green Eggs and Ham.
 This user eats quesadillas.
 This user eats popcorn.
SThis user drinks Snapple.

Games

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 This user thinks Sudoku is too hard.
 
This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)
S1This user is a Scrabble player.
 This user plays table football, or "foosball".
CardsThis user enjoys playing card games.
 This user enjoys playing blackjack.
 This user enjoys playing poker.
 This user enjoys playing FreeCell.
CardsThis user enjoys playing Uno.
 This user plays with a full deck.
1337 7h15 d00d |2 1337 t3h pwnz l0l0l0l!!11!
 This user is addicted to video games.
+This user enjoys playing retro games.   
?This user doesn't care what console a game is for as long as it's fun.
 This user plays games on a graphing calculator.
 This user prefers to play games on a PC.
 This user likes to play strategy games on a computer.
XThis user plays the Xbox.
 This user knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.
EaW This user plays
Star Wars: Empire at War.
JKThis user plays the Jedi Knight series of games such as Jedi Outcast.
This user likes to ride lines.
 This user thinks LEGO Star Wars and its sequel are two of the greatest video games ever.
Obi-WanThis user enjoys the game Star Wars: Obi-Wan.
File:2004 07 23 Pacman-8156.JPG This user really wants that thing...
  This user plays the Pokémon RPGs and other related video games.
SC3KThis user enjoys playing SimCity 3000 or SimCity 3000 Unlimited.
 This user is or wishes they were a Sim.
 This user plays Dance Dance Revolution (or another dance game such as In The Groove or StepMania).
 This user plays Pac-Man.
 This user plays Tetris.
RSThis user plays RuneScape.
RS This user has been hacked on RuneScape.
 This user likes to play Role-playing games.
D&D This user plays Dungeons & Dragons.


Computing

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  This user uses Windows Live Messenger and his/her email address is jedi_feline@hotmail.com.
 
This user maintains a Facebook profile.
 This user loves using Google Earth.
 This user's news source is The Onion.
Quiz This user is a member of Quizilla.
 This user has a channel on YouTube.
LJThis user maintains a LiveJournal.
 
This user maintains a blog.
 This user has a profile on MySpace.
XangaThis user maintains a Xanga weblog.
 This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
 This user uses MSN Hotmail as a primary email service.
  This user contributes while using iTunes 12.0.0.


FLAThis user can program games with Adobe Flash.
 This user uses LimeWire.
 This user uses BitTorrent.
 This user is using a web browser.
 This user contributes using
Internet Explorer 7.
 This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.
OfficeThis user is using
Microsoft Office XP or higher.
WThis user contributes using Microsoft Word.
  This user has a dual monitor configuration.
1600 x 1200This user contributes at
1600 x 1200 resolution.
 This user types with their feet.
 This user contributes using a laptop.
 This user contributes using a wireless connection.
BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.