Idonotlikepeas

I have elected to perform some experiments with userboxes. See how they swarm in their teeming whatchacallits. No, I do not intend to leave all of these here forever.

Someday I might write a real bio here. That day is not today.

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enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

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ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

18+This user is an adult.

This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.

This user is male.

DadThis user is a father and proud of it!

bro	This user has a little brother

This user is heterosexual.

This user has a wife.

♂♀This user supports gender equality.

This user supports equal rights for LGBT people.

BSThis user has a Bachelor of Science degree.

theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.

snkdThis user says sneaked.

infin¦
itiveThis user chooses never to split infinitives.

byThe passive voice may be used by this user.

…in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

man-
kindRegarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.

to
too
twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

whomThis user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever they see.

which & thatThis user knows how to use which and that correctly.

if & whetherThis user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly.

their
there
they'reThis user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

your
you'reThis user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

“,;:’This user is a punctuation stickler.

. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

,This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.

A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.

iTSThis user uses the
iTunes Store.

’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

"…"This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.

USThis user uses American English.

AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

du-1This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.

BS-NThis user is a native speaker of Bullshit.

C-3This user is an advanced C programmer.

BASIC-2This user is an intermediate BASIC programmer.

c++-3This user is an advanced C++ programmer.

Java-3This user is an advanced Java programmer.

Lisp(lambda (user)
    (setf (lisp-p user) t))

MOOThis user can code in MOO.

pas-2This user is an intermediate Pascal programmer.

Perl-4This user is an expert Perl programmer.

PHP-4This user is an expert PHP programmer.

py-2This user is an intermediate Python programmer.

rb-1This user is a beginning Ruby programmer.

This user can program in Scheme.

TclThis user is a Tcl scripter.

{{Wiki}}This user can write in the MediaWiki language.

bashThis user can program in Bash.

css-4This user is an expert Cascading Style Sheets user.

HTML-4This user is an expert HTML user.

js-4This user is an expert JavaScript programmer.

mysqlThis user writes programs that access MySQL.

re-3This user writes advanced regular expressions.

SQLThis user uses SQL queries to locate their car keys.

XML-4This user is an expert XML coder.

xhtml-4This user is an expert XHTML user.

xsltThis user is an XSL Transformations programmer.

prog-4This user is an expert programmer.

met?This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them.

$0.{\bar {9}}$=1This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1, but acquired a migraine learning it.

This user is pretty sure that they are an outlier compared to everybody else.

clar-1This user is a novice clarinetist.

This user is a software engineer.

This user is a Computer System Administrator.

*_*This user loves anime.

SCThis user will take all you bitches on!

GITSThis user's cyberbrain was hacked.

星方武侠This user is in search of The Galactic Leyline

TRIGUNThis user wants their $$60 billion.

This user is a Space Cowboy.

This user is a member of NERV.

FLCLThis user's head is an N.O. channel.

FMAThis user believes in The Law of Equivalent Exchange.

This user reads between the lines.

This user is a bibliophile.

This user enjoys reading fiction.

This user enjoys reading anything.

This user enjoys writing.

This user's hero is Isaac Asimov.

This user enjoys the works of Arthur C. Clarke.

This user enjoys the works of
J. R. R. Tolkien.

This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys.

This user enjoys reading humorous literature.

This user enjoys reading mysteries.

This user enjoys reading science fiction.

This user believes that "all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players".

This user enjoys reading poetry.

This user enjoys reading short stories.

Big Brother is watching this user.

7+1This user enjoys the Discworld series.

This user enjoys the works of
Sherlock Holmes.

LOTR	This user loves The Lord of the Rings books but NOT the films.

This user knows that 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

Narnia

This user loves The Chronicles of Narnia.

HDMThis user loves His Dark Materials. And is Dusty too, by the way..

FearFear is the Mind-Killer.

HPThis user is a Harry Potter fan.

This user knows that criminals are a cowardly lot, and uses fear to fight injustice and those who would prey on the fearful...

DThis user reads Dilbert.

This user enjoys comics.

This user reads webcomics.

VThis user reads Vertigo Comics.

This user wonders who is watching the Watchmen

._.This user sometimes reads manga.

This user contributes using Firefox.

WinXPRegretfully, this user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.

This user runs macOS.

This user contributes using Gentoo Linux.

This user contributes using Vim.

This user contributes using a PC.

This user contributes using a laptop.

BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.

This user is an omnivore.

This user eats cheese.

This user eats chicken.

This user loves hamburgers.

This user eats fries, or chips.

This user loves pasta.

This user loves to eat pizza.

This user likes pie.

C₂H₅OH-0This user is a non-drinker.

This user drinks green tea.

This user drinks mint tea (Touareg Tea).

This user drinks water regularly.

This user drinks orange juice.

You just lost The Game.

This user enjoys playing hearts.

This user is addicted to video games.

cvg-4This user is an expert gamer.

game
devThis user is interested in video game development.

This user contributes using a PC.

+This user enjoys playing retro games.

This user still enjoys playing
games on the NES.

This user still enjoys the
Nintendo 64.

DNIt's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but this user is all out of gum.

This user plays all the Elder Scrolls games.

FalloutThis user prefers advanced power armor.

This user plays the Final Fantasy series.

GC2This user wants to dominate the galaxy of Galactic Civilizations 2.

This user once loved Grand Theft Auto.

JKThis user plays the Jedi Knight series of games such as Jedi Outcast.

塊魂Na na-na na-na na na na na Katamari Damacy!

KotORThis user plays Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.

This user plays games in the Super Mario series.

This user plays the Metroid series.

@	This user plays NetHack.

SS2This user remembers Citadel.

PThis user prefers to side with the Protoss.

This user plays the Ultima series of computer games.

This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series.

D&D	This user plays Dungeons & Dragons.

CGThis user's alignment is Chaotic Good: the "Rebel."

AtSThis user is a fan of the Angel TV series.

BtVSThis user is a fan of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV series.

KitHThis user is crushing your head! Crush, crush!.

Law & OrderThis user is a fan of all Law & Order series.All
L&O

MST3K

This user is a MSTie.

This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own!

This user is a fan of
The Sopranos.

This user cuts down trees, wears high heels, suspenders, and a bra!

This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

This user is not the Messiah! He is a very naughty boy!

This user does not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

BDKSThis user is the stone that the builder refused...

ATHFThis user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G.

FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.

This user is a heroic Autobot.

H * R

This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously.

This user supports the Babylon Project.

Dr. Who"I say...would you like a Jelly Baby?"

fireflyThis user thinks Firefly is the greatest television series ever made.

RDThis user is full of smeg.

trekThis user is mildly embarrassed to have a Star Trek userbox, but really, who are they kidding?

This user wants to believe,
but verifiability is policy.

This user is not a number, he is a free man.

TDSThis user watches the most trusted name in fake news.

This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines.

This user is a fan of the Austin Powers film series. Yeah, baby, yeah!

Blade Runner

This user thinks Blade Runner is one of the best science fiction films ever made.

DDThey made this user do it.

machThis user watches machinima.

This user knows
"...there is no spoon".

MDThis user loves Mrs. Doubtfire, and can't wait for the sequel.

This user's got a case of the Mondays.

This user has a feeling that we're not in Kansas anymore.

PULPThis user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.

OBefore this user dies, they will see the Ring.

Tron	This user fights on the Game Grid.

This user accepts the alias Pink.

VThis user should not be afraid of the government, the government should be afraid of this user.

SW
IThis user thinks The Phantom Menace sucks more.

STAR WARSThis user would shoot Greedo first.

This user is against the colorization of black and white movies.

This user likes all types of music.

Mis	This user can hear the people sing.

PhantomThis user is past the point of no return.

This user advocates the use of more cowbell.

This user is interested in yoga.

This user is interested in beauty.

This user is interested in politics.

This user is interested in religion.

This user is a member or supporter of MoveOn.org.

This user was too slack to make Eagle Scout.

This user prefers cold weather.

This user is right-handed.

This user is of Irish ancestry.

This user is of Welsh descent.

Alba
This user is of Scottish ancestry.

This user is of
Norwegian ancestry.

This user is of German ancestry.

This user is skeptical of MBTI, regarding it as pseudoscience.

MBTIThis user took different MBTI tests and discovered that they had multiple personalities, so they're a bit confused.

INTJThis user's MBTI type is INTJ.

INTPThis user's MBTI type is INTP.

This user supports and encourages the practice of safe sex.

This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems.

This user is an Aquarian.

蛇This user was born in the year of the Snake.

This user lives in the United States of America.

This user lives in or is from the
United States Commonwealth of Massachusetts.

This user lives in, or comes from, Ohio.

This user lives in or comes
from Boston.

This user is opposed to online censorship.

This user is drug-free.

This user supports the use of wind power, solar power, and electric vehicles.

This user is interested in environmentalism.

This user supports public transit.

This user is interested in recycling issues.

This user enjoys philosophy.

I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.

This user is a skeptic.

This user is interested in the belief that death is an acceptable part of life.

This user is interested in existentialism.

This user is interested in politics.

This user advocates democracy.

libThis user is a liberal.

This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.

This user does not trust electronic voting machines.

This user is for racial equality.

This user is interested in the
debate over abortion.

EuThis user is interested in the debate over euthanasia.

This user's favorite color is green.

dem	This user supports the U.S. Democratic Party.

respect

This user respects others' religions and realises not all people wish to follow the same path.

This user believes in the separation of church and state.

...This user wishes to study more religions.

This user is interested in Alice Cooper.

This user does not believe in Santa Claus.

This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!

This user is a jokester or comedian.

This user is melancholy.

poxThis user is suffering from userpox. Goggles seem to prove ineffectual.

This user needs just one more userbox on their page!

This user recently discovered how to use userboxes.

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.

This user believes that userboxes do not divide the Wikipedia community, but rather emphasise its diversity.

This user believes that only articles need reflect a NPOV, and that displaying political, religious, or other beliefs using userboxes and user categories should not be banned.

This user believes that editors on Wikipedia have no rights except for the right to leave and the right to fork.

All your base are belong to this user.

This user agrees that Pirates are better than Ninjas. Y'arr!

THIS USER'S HEAD ASPLODE.

gkThis user is a geek.

ENDThis user has no more userboxes.