Heavyphotons

Name

This user's name is Ryan.

This user is male.

This user is a native speaker of Australian English.

This user comes from Western Australia.

This user uses Adium to chat on various instant messaging networks.

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This user doesn't suck,
thanks to BBEdit.

This user has a dual monitor configuration.

This user can program in C.

This user is a beginner Objective-C programmer.

This user is interested in LGBTQ issues—which does not necessarily reflect the user's sexual orientation.

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

This user cannot speak, has considerable difficulty speaking, or does not wish to speak dolphin.

...because userboxes are fun. And red user links are not fun.