Hank von Helvete

Hello, I am Hank von Helvete. I am not the Turbonegro lead singer. I just felt like using his name.

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  "Don't fear the reaper!"
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  get the funk out.
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• This user knows what it means to be a rock and not to roll.

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• This user has been down in the desert with nothing but a piece of paper.

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• This user is a libertarian socialist.

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• This user is of Italian ancestry.
• This user is of French ancestry.

This user is a German American.

• Wikipedia is not censored.

This user enjoys contributing to Wikipedia without wearing clothes.

HNIC	This user believes that Saturday night is supposed to be "Hockey Night"

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This user is considering arranging for organ donation; are you?

This user is pro-cannabis.

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• This user believes that communism is an ideal system of government
  —in theory.
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  ¥ €

This user supports a free Tibet.^‡

This user supported Barack Obama for President.

• This user is straight
  but not narrow.
• This user enjoys psychedelic rock.
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This user identifies as a Marxist.

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  renewable energy.

This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.

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• This user opposes racism and admires Martin Luther King Jr.

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This user respects others' religions and realises not all people wish to follow the same path.

This user prefers cold weather.

• ChefThis user misses Chef!

This user is opposed to online censorship.

• This user is a member of the Birthday Committee!

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This user is a member of the Wikipedia Typo Team.

• This user has an iPod.

• This user may, or may
  not be Mr Ducky.

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  Chicago Cubs
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• This user owns goldfish.