Gnome Ninja

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Mi laboras kiel japena kastoro!

General
 This user is male.
hs
This user is a high school student.
 This user is a Citizen of the World (Terra, ).
 
gkThis user is a geek.
  This user is ambidextrous.
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  This user has a keen interest in physics.
  This user is interested in String Theory.
 This user is an expert mathematician.
 This user is interested in linguistics.
 This user is interested in religion.
Wikipedia Info
 This user is a Wikipedian.
 This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
  This user is not a Wikipedia administrator but would like to be one.
 This user scored {{{1}}} on the Wikipediholic test.
 This user scored 7707.161229 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 98076466).
 This editor is a WikiGnome.
 
This user is proud
to be a Wikipedian.
Beliefs
 This user prefers the metric system.
... in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.
they
he or she
This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.
whomThis user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever they see.
  This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.
Notes
Yep, I am a WikiGnome, mostly, though there are a few articles I have majorly contributed to, like Artificer and Simple Machine. I know a fair amount of physics and linguistics, as those are my biggest interests. I also do articles on Dungeons and Dragons and a few other hobbies I have, as my nearly eidetic memory helps to remember the details in the rulebooks. Career-wise, I wish to attend CalTech or Cornell to become a physics or linguistics professor.


Articles

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Articles I've started or majorly altered

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Articles I've contributed to

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Languages
en-∞This user speaks English at a godlike level.
ipa
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This user has a native-like understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.
eoĈi tiu uzanto estas parolanto de Esperanto.
la-2Hic usor media latinitate contribuere potest.
ang-1Þes brūcere cann forðian mid grundlicgendre mǣðe Englisces.
de-1Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse.
ar-1
هذا المستخدم يتحدث اللغة العربية بمستوى مبتدئ.
el-1Αυτός ο χρήστης μπορεί να συνεισφέρει σε βασικού επιπέδου ελληνικά.
BS-NThis user is a native speaker of Bullshit.
nws-NThis user bellyfeels newspeak.
13377|-|15 |_|x0r 5|>34|<5 1337.
UbbiThubis ubusuber cuban spubeak Ububbubi Dububbubi.
...This user would like to know all existing languages.
...!This user knows all languages, and is most likely Dr. Daniel Jackson or C-3PO.
Geekly Preferences
 This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
  This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.
 This user contributes using a laptop.
 This user reads webcomics.
 This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PlayStation Portable.
 This user prefers to play games on a laptop.
 This user prefers the Wii.
 This user uses Pidgin to chat on multiple instant messaging networks.
 This user's Internet service provider is AOL.
Games
D'NIThis user plays the Myst series.
 
This user plays the Final Fantasy series.
 This user plays all the Elder Scrolls games.
NWNThis user plays Neverwinter Nights.
D&D This user plays Dungeons & Dragons.
  This user enjoys playing Magic: The Gathering
TV
FMAThis user believes in The Law of Equivalent Exchange.
SGThis user activates the Stargate to explore other planets.
 This user is from the planet Earth. 
Air This user is an Airbender.
FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.
 This user is interested in
The Sith Order.
If only you knew the power
of the Dark Side.
Math
 This user is currently a member of Mu Alpha Theta.
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My antiderivative

 This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1.
 Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626
 This user knows the Ultimate Answer.
Other
 This user drinks water regularly.
 This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately.
This user is an ageless immortal.
LEThis user's alignment is Lawful Evil: the "Dominator."
 This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes.