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 This user comes from Australia.
 This user has never left the Southern Hemisphere.
DON'T PANICThis user attempts not to panic with the aid of several towels.
¡This user knows the Chewbacca Defense and is not afraid to use it!
?met?This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them.
man-
kind
Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.
 This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.
The Ugly When this user has to shoot, he shoots. Doesn't talk.
ND This user voted for Pedro.
FC This user is not a beautiful or unique snowflake.
P2PThis user uses P2P file-sharing services unashamedly.
 This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.
 This user contributes using Debian GNU/Linux.
 This user uses Windows Vista.
 This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.
C:\>_This user uses DOS, or knows how to use it.
{{Wiki}}This user is just starting to learn to write in the MediaWiki language.
C-2This user is an intermediate C programmer.
[[LPC]]-2This user is an intermediate [[LPC]] programmer.
c++-1This user is a beginning C++ programmer.
pas-2This user is an intermediate Pascal programmer.
bash-1This user is a beginner Bash programmer.
asm-1This user is a beginning assembly language programmer.
BASIC-1This user is a beginner BASIC programmer.
PHP-1This user is a beginning PHP programmer.
mysql-1This user is a beginning MySQL user.
py-1This user is a beginning Python programmer.
TclThis user is a Tcl scripter.
css-1This user is a beginning Cascading Style Sheets user.
less & fewerThis user understands the difference between less & fewer.
A, B, and
A and B
This user prefers to use the serial comma only when its omission can be confusing.
 This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.
 This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.
 This user reads broadsheet newspapers.
 This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits.
Too many userboxesThis user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!
 This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.
 This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.
 This user fights in the ground forces of Operation Enduring Encyclopedia.