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Hi, I'm E.S. Blofeld (named after Ernst Stavro Blofeld, Bond villain), minor editor of Wiki pages, me with my -titter- vast knowledge. I am a fan of...
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- QI
- Fish and Chips
- Dave, the TV channel
- Empire Biccies
- Monty Python
- The Mini
- Maltesers
- Stephen Fry
- Shooting Stars, with Reeves and Mortimer
- Douglas Adams
and other classic British institutions. I'm from Scotland and, yes, I enjoy haggis but I amn't a big fan of bagpipe music or raw porridge, none of which are actually Scottish inventions (see QI). To our American cousins, don't be miffed by all this talk of a brilliant show, QI could be hopping across the pond soon. Fish and chips, or, to the rest of the world, deep-fried cod and 'fries', is another thing worth flying over for. The succulent crispy batter on the fish and the golden coating on the chips is perfected in fish and chips across Britain. You can read about the rest, cos I can't be bothered telling you about them.
Just remember:
"Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast."
Douglas Adams
"Börk, börk, börk!"
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From Page Anti-Barney Humor-
1. Barney is well-described with the following phrase:
CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
2. The old Latin alphabet used the letter 'V' in place of 'U', therefore the above phrase is modified to:
CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
3. Letters that do not represent Roman numerals are removed:
CV-- -V--L- DI----V-
4. Add up the Roman numerals of the remaining letters:
C + V + V + L + D + I + V
100 + 5 + 5 + 50 + 500 + 1 + 5 = 666
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