— Wikipedian  —
BornNot yesterday
Name in real lifeFor all you know, my real name is Diriector Doc
Country Canada
RaceLike NASCAR? No thanks.
WeightAbout 5 minutes
HairLots of, but short
Eyes20/20
HandednessCorrect
Blood typeHuman
IQHigh...I think
Family and friends
Marital statusNone
PetsMany cats
Account statistics
JoinedTechnically I joined back in 2013, but I didn't start to use my account until February 8, 2018
First editTechnically not my first edit, but it's my first REAL edit: Derrioides
Extended confirmedYes
AdministratorNope
BureaucratAlso no
Userboxes
Today is 18 December 2024
This user is a male.
en-5This user can contribute with a professional level of English.
This user loves Wikipedia and isn't afraid to show it with this userbox.
This user thinks you can learn a lot by editing an Encyclopedia.
<ref>This user recognizes the importance of citing sources.

See full list below.

A QR code that is totally not a Rickroll

Who I Am

edit

I don't particularly like my information on the public internet, so I'm just gonna give you a link to Google me and If you really want to know more about me, try it and see 10 000 some-odd results.

I edit Wikis

edit

I edit the following:

My account

edit

I made my account in 2013. My username at the time was 1phoebe222 if I'm not mistaken. I made one edit and didn't touch my account again for 5 years. My first edit got removed almost instantly. I'm not complaining; it was original research, no citation, and it didn't really fit the article more as it should have gone in a fandom Wiki. I was a child when I made the edit, and by "child," I mean I was 11.

When I returned to Wikipedia in 2018, I changed my username and have been an enthusiast ever since. I have made 1000+ edits over the course of 2 years. I am very proud of my work here on Wikipedia and I hope to continue editing for years to come.

Display Case

edit
 
This editor is an
Apprentice Editor
and is entitled to display this Service Badge.
  The Working Man's Barnstar
For the hard work you've done on making Userboxes for all of the community! Metric Supporter 89 (talk) 02:40, 13 October 2020 (UTC)
  The Editor's Barnstar
Thanks for cleaning up the backlog of April Fools' AfD nominations! I hope you have a good rest of the year. Nrco0e (talk · contribs) 00:52, 2 April 2021 (UTC)
  The Barnstar of Good Humor
Awarded for running the poll on the best AfD joke on April Fools and for your great analysis of the results. See you in 2022! Spirit of Eagle (talk) 05:36, 8 April 2021 (UTC)
  The Barnstar of Good Humor
For your contributions in creating userboxes. As a chess lover, I could relate to the one about Posttraumatic chess disorder.. Very funny. Keep it up! Volten001 16:50, 12 June 2022 (UTC)
  A WikiYanny for you!
Thanks a lot for putting together this year's April Fool's joke AfD poll and for charting out all of the results! In appreciation, please accept this WikiYanny Spirit of Eagle (talk) 21:34, 5 April 2023 (UTC)
  The Barnstar of Good Humor
Thanks a lot for running this year’s April Fools Day poll. The poll is an awesome way to wrap-up April Fools Day and I always enjoy reviewing the result charts. See you in 2025! Spirit of Eagle (talk) 00:43, 6 April 2024 (UTC)

Things I've Created

edit

Articles

edit

Templates and Modules

edit

Userboxes

edit

See User:Diriector Doc/Ubx for list.

Other

edit

Things I'm Working On

edit

If you don't see any drafts in this section, you can always visit my Sandbox to see what I'm working on. The newest addition will always be at the bottom.

Random Facts About Me

edit
  • I grew up in a day in the age where VHS rewinders were built into the player. I didn't even know that it was a luxury until I was 17.
  • I got into programming because of YouTube's 2013 April Fools Day prank. (Long story)
  • In a world with ever-expanding popularity of Instagram and Snapchat, I got a Facebook and a Twitter.
  • I hate the taste of mint. I hate the smell of mint. I hate the look of mint. I hate the feel of mint. I am not bothered as much by the sound of mint.
  • It is hard to know for sure what my first edit was. I remember seeing a math mistake in an article that I fixed before I made my account in 2013. The mistake was a logic error of templates. The article said 1000km, and the template said {{Convert|1000|mi|km}}. This edit was made without an account.
  • I am a guy and I like the colour pink. I am not gay, effeminate, or gender dysphoric. I simply like the colour.

Quotes I like

edit

A delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is forever bad.

— Shigeru Miyamoto

The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,

Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit

Shall lure it back...

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.

— Unknown

A rich man can meet a broke woman and change her life--But a rich woman won't even look a broke man's way

— 21savage

Behold!

The field in which I grow my fucks

Lay thine eyes upon it and see that it is barren

— Unknown

Never before has a hoe hoed so fast before.

— Jardon Moran, 🦀 Zombie Pigmen Are Removed From Minecraft 🦀 (2020)

This salad is raw!

— PewDiePie

A group of pill-pushers?

— Joe, Wheel of Fortune (1999)

He who invites, pays.

— Me, (2019)

Hummingbirds are the sharks of the sky.

if the police never did anything wrong then people would trust em.. nobody ever made a song called "fuck the fire department" 💀

— Ⓕ [@FreddyDubs], Twitter, (13 March 2020)

...the depths to which you've plundered the bottom of the barrel here has made me want to shed my usual inhibitions and tell you squarely to fuck right off.

— Unknown, Facebook

He then goes on to rant for a paragraph about how unrealistic time travel is in a franchise about robot rabits haunted by ghost medal...

— MatPat, Game Theory: FNAF, The Grave Robber (Five Nights At Freddy's) (4 April 2020)

...Eddie Murphy goes to Shrekxico...

— JonTron, Gwyneth Paltrow's: The Goop Lab - JonTron (12 April 2020)

Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day. Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime.

— Francesco Napolatano [@napolux], Twitter, (11 May 2020)

Shoot for the moon, and you might hit a Spirit Airline.

— Shayne Topp, (2024)

Sharpie Art

edit

I sometimes doodle. I saved these doodles and shared them here. Why? I like them, that's why.

All of these drawings were made with a Sharpie and then converted to a digital medium.

All Userboxes

edit

I couldn't put them ALL in my infobox, so there's the rest of them

 Wikipedia Related
 This user has been a Wikipedian since 20 February 2018.
WP:CTThis user converts all the references they come across to the citation templates.
4This user is a WikiYoungAdult, but prefers Shakespeare's name: WikiSoldier.
no adsThis user is against commercials in Wikipedia.
 This editor is an Apprentice, and is entitled to display this Apprentice Editor Badge
 
This user is proud
to be a Wikipedian.
~~~~Diriector Doc signs his posts and thinks you should too!
w:)This user is a wiki markup enthusiast.
vn-0This user page has been vandalized 0 times.
 This user trusts Wikipedia as a reliable source.
<sum>:1This user believes that every edit should have a summary.


 This user is a member of WikiProject Pokémon.
 This user scored score on the Are You a Wikipediholic Test.
 This user is a WikiDee. 
{{cu}}This user adds {{cleanup}} tags whenever he/she can.
 This user valiantly served in The Great April Fools' Day Edit War of 2020.
 This user develops
user scripts;
 This user has created 2 user scripts;
 Userbox Related
 This little tag you are reading is a userbox.
166 ubxsThis user has created 166 userboxes.
 This user will make userboxes upon request.
 This user keeps the userboxes they’ve made in here
 One can never have too many
userboxes.
ubx-4This user is an expert userbox user.
  This user loves userboxes.
 This is a standard size userbox created with Template:Userbox.
It stacks neatly with others of its ilk.
<-45px->Please, make every Userbox this size!
<-- --------------------- 238px ------------------------->
 This user is greater than the sum of his userboxes.


 This user has visited User:UBX/Userboxes/Userboxes.
151 ubxsThis user has 151 userboxes.
 This user has been using userboxes for too long and constantly refers to himself as "this user".
  Hi! I am a userbox with a POV. I won't hurt you, I promise! Pretty please don't delete me.
This space is for rent.
 This userbox is ...
loading.
 This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.
 This user creates his own userboxes.
 This user needs more userboxes!
 This user wants to see uniform userbox sizes and shapes.
Wide To this user, the size of the userbox does not matter. The only thing that matters is that it fits in a collage of userboxes without putting the page out of balance. It also gives this user the opportunity to appreciate a userbox that utilizes {{Userbox-w}}.
 This user feels that all userboxes should be colorful and appealing.
 Everything Else
 This user has a pet cat.
 This user is a cat lover.
 This user has been scratched several times by his pet cat.
ipa-2
ə
This user has an intermediate understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.
JavaThis user can program in Java.
<html>This user can write HTML.
 This user can program in JavaScript.
 
This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.
bat-1This user is an occasional Batch programmer.
 This user lives in
Canada.
 This user does not enjoy reading.
 お前はもう死んでいる
GBA SPThis user plays games on the
Game Boy Advance SP.
 This user is either hotter than you or cooler than you. It can't be both.
 You just lost The Game.
PleaseHello, please don't vandalize me...
Look at the next userbox.
 It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and, as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
This user has got his pickaxe swingin' from side to side. Side side to side. 
 This user contributes using Google Chrome.
 This user has uninstalled
Internet Explorer.
 This user is not religious.
 "Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing that you don't put tomatoes in fruit salad."
 This user often makes mistakes while typing, and would like to take this oppurtunity to aoplogiae.
LipsumThis user uses lorem ipsum as placeholder text to demonstrate the graphic elements of a document or visual presentation.
 This user loves
donuts.
  This user expects you to know everything about him from his Userboxes.
UBX(){
  UBX();
}
This user loves Recursion!
UBX(){
  UBX();
}
This user loves Recursion!
UBX(){
  UBX();
}
This user loves Recursion!
UBX(){
  UBX();
}
This user loves Recursion!
UBX(){
  UBX();
}
This user loves Recursion!
 This user prefers PC.
Comic SansThis user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font.
 This user prefers pepperoni pizza.
 This user prefers Margherita pizza, also known as Cheese pizza in America.
 This user largely subsists on cold leftover pizza and credits this diet for his health & success in life.
 This user has been known to eat a hot dog on occasion.
 This user eats poutine.
 This user loves pasta.
  This user prefers Pepsi over Coca Cola
 This user has suffered a great loss.
| ∥
∥ |_
Is that...?
 This user eats crab.
 This user DOES like Green Eggs and Ham.
 This user enjoys pho- phở from Vietnam.
 This user eats cheese.
 This user is not British, but can speak with a British accent.
 This user eats Nutella
 This user eats fish.
MRThis user enjoys their steak Medium rare.
 This user is a chocoholic.
 This user’s favorite ice cream flavor is chocolate.
 This user enjoys playing blackjack.
 This user enjoys playing Chess.
This user has experienced Posttraumatic Chess Disorder.
 This user plays on Chess.com as Diriector_Doc .
 This user uses Steam for digital distribution.
 This user believes that video games are not as dangerous as parental ignorance of the rating system.
 This user plays Team Fortress 2.
 This user hates Bullies.
 This user explores the programming universe with Eclipse.
&This user's favorite character* in the English alphabet is &.
Φ φThis user's favorite letter in the Greek alphabet is Φι.
they
he or she
This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.
snukThis user says snuck.
with,
to, for
Even though it is not incorrect, this user avoids ending sentences with propositions wherever possible.
man-
kind
Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.
to
too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
its
it's
It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
their
there
they're
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
your
you're
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
You and MeThis user thinks that if you believe it is incorrect to use "you and me" as the object of a sentence, a little talk needs to be had by you and me...
.  TheThis user puts two spaces after a period.
,This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.
A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.
"…"This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.
who(m)This user uses either who or whom in the object case.
 
This user knows by heart the first 43 digits in the decimal representation of pi.
 The favorite number of this user is Pi
 This user is an advanced mathematician.
 This user uses free software wherever and whenever possible.
This user hopes the interrobang becomes standard punctuation in modern English.
This user hopes the percontation point becomes standard punctuation in modern English.
 This user is an ethnic Jew, but not an adherent of Judaism.
 On the Internet, nobody
knows you're a dog.
3000This user loves you 3000.
 This user has never drank a glass of milk.
 This user likes to tell dad jokes. Sometimes, he laughs.
This user is a CSS Artist.
DHMOThis user drinks plenty of dihydrogen monoxide.
 This user loves .PNGs. They are way better than the God forsaken .JPEGs.
 This user F&%#ING HATES .JPEGs!
I don'tExcusez-moi. Je ne parle pas le Français. J'aime manger les gâteaux.know Fr.
 This user perfers .APNGs over .GIFs.
 This user remembers VHS. ±
 This user prefers DVD over VHS. ± 
 This user prefers Blu-ray over DVD. ± 
 This user watches CTV.
KBThis user asserts that a kilobyte is 210 bytes, not 103 bytes.
 This user knows that a Red Bloon only takes 1 dart to pop.
 This user is car-free. 
 This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.
Transcluded from User:Diriector Doc/UbxList

Some Math that I Did

edit

A function,  , that goes through any collection of points.

 

where   is a collection of points and   is the total number of points.