User:Deathphoenix/Deathphoenix's Laws

The number of opinion-expressing userboxes on a user page is inversely proportional to the number of edits that the user makes to articles.

An administrator who closes contentious AfDs will receive at least one comment for every ten contentious AfDs closed.

A real post-primary school (such as a secondary school, college, or university) nominated for deletion has a 99 44/100% chance of being kept.