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Language

en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

US

This user uses American English.

“,;:’

This user is a punctuation stickler.

. The

This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

A, B and C

This user prefers not to use the serial comma.

its

This user understands the difference between its (of it) and it's (it is or it has).

’s

Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

…

This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

“…”

This user favors curly quotation marks over straight style.

Heritage/Vitals

This user is male.

22

This user is 22 years old.

18+

This user is an adult.

This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.

bro

This user has a little brother

BRO

This user has a Big Brother

Mid

This user is a middle child.

Y

This user is a member of
Generation Y.

This user is of Irish ancestry.

Alba
This user is of Scottish ancestry.

This user is of English ancestry.

This user is of Czech ancestry.

This user is a Born Again Christian.

This user is a Protestant Christian

Afflictions/Health

This user is short-sighted.

This user has astigmatism.

This user wears corrective eyeglasses or contact lenses, without which they'd be as blind as a bat!

This user does not smoke.

Music

This user is a drummer.

This user enjoys
metalcore and/or hardcore music.

This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

This user advocates the use of more cowbell.

Sports

This user plays baseball.

This user plays basketball.

This user is a bowler.

Sports Teams

LFC

This user supports Liverpool F.C. and will never walk alone.

CFC

This user supports
Celtic FC

DET

This user is a fan of the
Detroit Tigers

DET

This user is a fan of the
Detroit Pistons

DET

This user is a fan of the
Detroit Red Wings

Programming

prog-3

This user is an advanced programmer.

This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.

<html>

This user can write HTML.

xhtml

This user can write XHTML.

PHP

This user can code PHP.

mysql

This user writes programs that access MySQL.

Politics

This user is an independent voter who doesn't like partisan politics.

This user supports Amnesty International.

Life	This user is Pro-Life

This user believes that life begins at conception

This user supports heterosexual and homosexual marriages, and is against any kind of gender restrictions.

FAUX NEWS

This user believes that Fox News is not fair or balanced.