Colebert

BAThis user has a Bachelor of Arts degree in Political Science.	This user likes to spin pens.	MCPThis user is a Microsoft Certified Professional.
This person resides in the U.S. State of Arkansas.	This user loves rainy days.	This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.
This user is skeptical of anthropogenic global warming.	User:J/Sprint	OWNThis user uses an email account with their own domain name.
S-0This user does not drink carbonated beverages.	C2H5OH-0This user is a non-drinker.	This user does not smoke.
This user likes their steak brown on the outside, mooing on the inside.	This user is of Irish ancestry.	brosThis user has 2 little brothers.
ØThis user is a recluse.	Y'allThis here user talks Southern, y'all.	This user is a capitalist.
…This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...	A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.	"..!"This user believes that punctuation should always come on the inside of quotation marks.
This user has too much time on their hands.	This user is nocturnal.	00:00This user uses 24-hour time.