You have two cows (free range).
Yeah, give me the five finger discount.
HOW DO I CHARL'T WEBB?
Suppose someone dresses up as, say, Spider-Man, and has a photo taken. The photo is neither a copyright violation nor a trademark violation.
To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them.
Thinking outside the box
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In America, you can watch-list articles on Wikipedia.
In Soviet Russia, Wikipedia Watch lists articles on you!!
More self-referential crap
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