This user is an Angel.
 This user is head-over-heels in love.
 This user is happy.
  This user is female.
 This user is a jokester or comedian.
:-]This user is polite.
 This user smiles frequently.
 This user is an unskilled worker, and damn good at it.
hs
This user is a high school student.
Grade 11This user is in grade 11.
teenThis user is a teenager, not a stereotype.
 This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.
  This user has social anxiety.
Fantastic Brain This user can't stop thinking.
 This user is a Taurus.
  This user has Diabetes.

Languages :D

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its & it'sThis user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.
USage decline This user uses American English, but is appalled at its rapid and continuing deterioration.
they?This user has no opinion about singular they.
infinitiveThis user has no opinion about split infinitives.
byThis user has no opinion about the passive voice.
with, at, in, for, to...This user has no opinion about ending a sentence with a preposition.
to
too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
which & that This user joins with Dickens, Melville, and other great writers[1] in rejecting the canard that which may not be used for restrictive relative clauses.
their
there
they're
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
your
you're
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
since This user dislikes the use of since to mean because.
A, B, and
A and B
This user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing.
’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
"..!"This user believes that punctuation should always come on the inside of quotation marks.
Pickyness PickinessThis user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness".
,This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.
AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.
Hrkt-2
This user has an intermediate understanding of the Katakana or Hiragana.
漢字This user has already learned some of the kanji script.
 This user is a 1337 TI-BASIC programmer.
Perl-4This user is an expert Perl programmer.
vb.net-3This user is an advanced Visual Basic .NET programmer.
prog-3This user is an advanced programmer.
xhtml-5This user is an XHTML professional.
HTML-5This user is a professional HTML user.
XML-4This user is an expert XML coder.
xsltThis user is an XSL Transformations programmer.
W3CThis user believes in compliance with W3C standards.

Opinions and Stuff

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Majority ≠ right This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.
  This user loves userboxes.
 This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on their user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization.
 This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.
 This user is a Bible reader.
  This user is an
Evangelical Lutheran
  This user prays.
  This user believes GOD saves everyone - including YOU!
🏃This user's faith in Christ will persevere to the end.