Captaindan

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

de-1Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse.

ja-1この利用者は初級の日本語ができます。

This user runs macOS.

objcThis user can program in Objective-C.

theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.

This user is a software engineer.

This user is a licensed commercial aircraft pilot.

This user is a Piscean.

This user is a secular humanist.

This user identifies as transgender.

The correct title of this article is captaindan. The initial letter is capitalized due to absurd technical limitations not present in any other computer system on the planet.

I'm the sole member of the Unnecessary Semicolon Patrol, dedicated to putting an end to the rampant use of awkward, unjustifiable semicolons on Wikipedia.