Caesaris

This user is a bibliophile.

theyThis user frequently uses singular they as it is a handy gender-neutral pronoun.

DNA	This user enjoys the interesting and weird works of Douglas Adams.

This user believes that fuck is the most versatile word in the English language.

This user thinks good grammar is sexy.

This user believes in the power of nonviolence.

This user knows that criminals are a cowardly lot, and uses fear to fight injustice and those who would prey on the fearful...

This user enjoys the works of Ernest Hemingway.

This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys.

This user enjoys the works of
J. R. R. Tolkien.

This user is Waiting for Godot, who will surely be arriving on November 22.

This user thinks the Jeeves book series is top-hole, old bean!

DON'T PANICThis user attempts not to panic with the aid of several towels.

One
RingThis user stole the Precious. It's ours and we wants it!

This user enjoys writing.

This user will always have Paris.

This user has a major malfunction.

ND	This user voted for Pedro.

This user is an Indiana Jones fan.

"Surely this user can't be serious?"

ID	You don't need to see this user's identification.

TDKThis user knows that the night is darkest just before the dawn.

This user is ambidextrous.

This user does not claim to be of any ancestry at all.

This user is into BDSM.

This user is bisexual, not confused.

This user supports equal rights for queer people.

libThis user is a liberal.

This user supports recycling.

This user wants to stop
global warming.

This user realises that what we take for granted today may not be here for our children.

This user supports the use of green energy.

This user finds censorship offensive.

PC	This user is pro-choice.

This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.*

This user does not smoke.

This user is pro-cannabis.

This user is against compulsory state sanctioned prayer in public schools.

This user believes in the separation of church and state.

This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.

♂♀This user supports gender equality.

All this user is saying is give peace a chance.

G.O.P.This user believes the Republican Party has been hijacked by neocons

This user supports the Democratic Party.

This user says, "Who you calling an 'illegal immigrant', Pilgrim?!"

"Mission Accomplished"This user knows today is the 7875th day since the declaration of Mission Accomplished in Iraq.

This user knows that there are
2,000,000 reasons why the
2003 invasion of Iraq was wrong.^†

This user supported Barack Obama for President in 2008 and 2012.

This user supported Hillary Rodham Clinton for President in 2008.

This user believes that Stephen Colbert will be elected in the 2012 United States Presidential Election.

This user is interested in religion as a sociological and psychological phenomenon.

This user is interested in religion as an anthropological and historical phenomenon.

This user advocates personal belief but does not support organised religion.

This user is interested in ghosts.

This user is interested in dualism, the belief in fundamentally distinct mental and physical worlds.

agn	This user is agnostic.

This user understands biological evolution.

This user believes that evolution doesn't have to conflict with Christianity.

agThis user identifies as androgynous.

This user is an ally of the lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans, and queer community.

This user supports and encourages the practice of safe sex.

This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems.

This user enjoys cross-dressing.