I guess I'm on Wikipedia now. (And I sorta got stuck in the user template rabbit hole, so enjoy all this useless crap)

Oh no: this user has way too many userboxes.
:(This user provides information using userboxes because she is bored.
This user provides information using user boxes for statistical reasons.
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
fr-2Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau intermédiaire en français.
ja-1この利用者は初級日本語ができます。
This user speaks Pig Latin.
This user knows that
Respect Matters.
This user knows that
Black Lives Matter.
This contributor to Wikipedia is female.
sheThis user's pronouns are she/her/hers.
This user is single.
This user wishes she had a boyfriend.
This user is asexual.
This user is heteroromantic.
This user supports the LGBT community.
This user supports trans rights.
This user believes in
equality for all
This user identifies as a girl gamer.
This user is addicted to video games.
Diff MThis user plays Video Games on Medium or the default difficulty.
This user owns a Nintendo Switch.
This user owns a Nintendo Wii U.
fan-2 This user loves the Super Mario video game series.
This user plays games in the Super Mario series.
SM64This user plays Super Mario 64 and/or its remake.
SMSThis user plays Super Mario Sunshine.
PM:TTYDThis user plays Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door.
NSMBThis user plays New Super Mario Bros.
SMOThis user plays Super Mario Odyssey.
This user's favorite character from the Mario series is Princess Peach.
This user thinks the best Smash Bros. character is Kirby.
This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.
This user plays the cello.
This user is a percussionist.
This user is a university student.
This user's favorite subject is Music.
MATHThis user's favorite subject is Mathematics.
ACTThis user obtained a 32 on the ACT.
√xBmay1310 is/was a member of a competitive math team.
Start your engines! This user is a fan of RuPaul's Drag Race. YOU BETTER WATCH!
This user knows it all started with a Big Bang (BANG!!!)
MFThis user has gotta fix that step.
This user works for the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company.
P&FThis user knows that platypuses don't do much.
This user is a fan of The Loud House.
AThis user is zany to the max!
d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.
1This user has one sibling.
6'4"This user is 6 feet, 4 inches tall.
This user lives in North America.
UTC
Confusing
This user wants to use the UTC time zone but it is too confusing for her to understand.
This user begrudgingly observes Daylight Saving Time.
This user is right-handed.
This user has blond hair.
This user has blue eyes.


This user owns one or more cats.
20This user is 20 years old.
This user is a Gemini.
This user was born in the Year of the Monkey.
This user has the Wood element.
This user prefers cold weather.