Simon Turcotte
A short hobbit raised in the mud dumps of minto New Brunswick. Graduated at nbcc after failing 4 years straight with excessive tutoring. Simon spends his days at grand lake timber blaming problems he cannot solve on the mechanical department.
He is now the proud owner of a 2021 Yamaha Viking which makes him a frigging idiot because he could have bought a can am commander for half the price.
If only he would have taken the millwright trade instead of electrical he would have bought the 28 inch tires instead of 27’s. Frigging idiot. Pshhhhh.