Basic

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 This user is male.
 This user is straight.
 This user is right-handed.
 This user is a Gemini.
This user was born in the year of the Rooster. 
  This user's favorite color is green.
YThis user is a member of
Generation Y.
teenThis user is a teenager.
sis This user has a little sister
.....This user is a professional procrastinator.

Live

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 This user is a
Citizen of the Galaxy
and nothing else matters.
 This user is from the planet Earth. 
 This user has left the planet Earth 0 times.
 This user grew up in the suburbs.

Languages

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enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
fr-2Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau intermédiaire en français.
 This user is a fan of the Austin Powers film series. Yeah, baby, yeah!
HTML-1This user is a beginning HTML user.
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LE-1This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English.
{{Wiki}}This user can write in the MediaWiki language.
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School

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 This user would like to be a teacher.
a²+b²=c²This user is an intermediate mathematician.
met?This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them.
 
This user knows by heart the first 8 digits in the decimal representation of pi.
 This user has a television set.
d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.
FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.
 Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
SEINThis user is obsessed with Seinfeld... not that there's anything wrong with that!
 This user is a fan of The Office.

Computer

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  This user contributes using a PC.
 This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.
 This user is using a web browser.
BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.
 This user has a profile on MySpace.
 This user contributes using Firefox.
 This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
AJThis user wants to Save Jeeves.
 This user contributes using Adobe Photoshop.
 This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
H * R This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously.
THIS USER'S HEAD ASPLODE. 
 
The bearer of this is a Wikipedian who shall be permitted to freely edit Wikipedia.
 This editor is a WikiGnome.

Music/Art

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This user is a drummer.
kzo-4This user is a professional kazoo player.
arg-4This user is a professional air guitarist.
voc-3This user is an advanced vocalist.
pno-1This user is a novice pianist.
percThis user plays percussion.
 This user enjoys rock music.
 This user likes alternative rock.
bandThis user plays in a band.
band-3This user likes blink-182.
CLASH This user listens to The Clash
 This user has an iPod.
FMThis user has an FM radio.
  This user thinks that abstractions cannot hurt anybody.

Reading

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 This user enjoys reading magazines.
HPThis user is a Harry Potter fan.
G This user is a Gryffindor.
 "Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." Mark Twain
 This user enjoys reading humorous literature.
 This user enjoys reading short stories.
C&HThis user reads Calvin and Hobbes.

Beliefs/Religion

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This user is for racial equality.
 This user is interested in animal rights issues.
  This user advocates pacifism.
 This user supports peace in space.
  This user supports the Make Poverty History and ONE campaigns.
no
ads
This user stands against advertisements on Wikipedia.


  This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.
 This user supports public transit.
 This user supports recycling.
  This user supports the
use of green energy.
 
  This user believes that the meaning of life is to live a happy life.
 
This user supports immigration and the right to travel freely upon the planet we share.
This user opposes racism and admires Martin Luther King Jr. 
libThis user is a liberal.
  This user believes in the separation of church and state.  
  This user supports hybrid vehicles.
  This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.*

Pets

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This user is a cat lover.
 This user owns one or more dogs.
 This user is a fish owner.

Origins

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 Éireannach
This user is Irish.
 This user is of
Norwegian ancestry.
 This user is of German ancestry.
 This user is proud to be British.

Sports

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 This user enjoys skiing.
 This user is an advanced skier or snowboarder.
 This user plays tennis.

Grammar

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snukThis user says snuck.
whoThis user prefers using who for both the object and subject case. Who does it hurt to simplify things?
to
too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
,This user has no opinion about the serial comma.
"…"This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.
mankindThis user supports the use of gender-neutral language.

Other

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 This user is interested in law.
 This user is interested in politics.
  This user is interested in astronomy.
 This user is interested in the
Middle Ages
 This user is interested in
World War II
 This user is interested in drama and acting.
 This user enjoys philosophy.
 This user is a swimmer.
  This user accepts evolution as a biological fact.
 This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.
  This user prefers warm weather.
 This user enjoys filmmaking.
 This user enjoys photography.
 This user prefers it ... HOT!! 
 In Memoriam: 9/11
Lest we forget…
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This user likes banging on the keyboard.
nonThis user is full of non sequiturs.
Fix my saxophone!
 This user has never been slurped up by aliens in the Bermuda Triangle.