Here's a big dump of all the userboxes I relate to, or stuff that I find funny :P

I don't like when people cram their main page with them, so may as well toe this line and keep the spam to a little corner hahaha!

Just like Al Capone and the Royal Family, this user prefers Canadian whisky
This user enjoys playing Magic: The Gathering
This user commits poker homicide on a basic level.
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enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
he
him
This user uses he/him/his pronouns.
This user drives, or would like to drive, a Toyota 86.
This user is a car enthusiast.
This user is a Toyota enthusiast.
This user owns a Toyota Celica.
RBR This user is a fan of Red Bull Racing.
3DG This user is a fan of Three Days Grace.
This user is a fan of Metallica.
WTTBPThis user has been welcomed to The Black Parade.
PainThis user likes to feel pain then rather nothing at all.
Never Too LateThis user knows it's not too late.
The Good LifeAll this user wants is a little of The Good Life.
This Windows user has experienced one or more Blue Screens of Death.
This user believes that Windows and Linux both have strengths and weaknesses and people should not argue one is better than the other
This user has been genotyped.
This user thinks that Shakib Al Hasan is one of the greatest All-rounder of all time.
EDMThis user is a fan of the
Edmonton Oilers
CANThis user supports Hockey Canada
This user loves
Warbirds from World War 2
This user contributes using Firefox.
SIPThis user is homies with the System Idle Process.
This user likes Arduinos.
This user really likes old computers.
This user enjoys watching pointless animations.