"No smoking" sign with text This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.
It is about 8:16 AM where this user lives.[Purge]
This user has made 32 userboxes!
0.7This user has 0.7 centijimbos.
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The naked eye can see 4,500 stars

This editor makes more edits before 6 a.m. UTC than most people make all day.
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Anyone who has made more than one edit before 6 a.m. UTC

This editor has made more edits than stars visible to the naked eye in a city.
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The naked eye can see 500 stars in the city

This editor has made more edits than people living in Vatican City
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Roughly 1,000 people live in Vatican City

This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)
This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.
This user has an iPod.
This editor is a WikiGnome.
This user loves using Google Earth.
The No Smoking sign This user is against smoking.
This user is right-handed.
This user destroys vandalism when they see it.
This editor has made more edits than there are needles in a haystack.
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This user can't find a needle in a haystack

C8H10N4O2There is too much blood in this user's caffeine system.
This user feels physical pain when hearing others refer to Wikipedia as "Wiki".
This user believes that all procrastinators (himself included) need to unite and take over the world... tomorrow.
saxThis user plays the saxophone.
sax-3This user is an advanced saxophonist.
This user is a Christian.
This user is a fan of the
North Carolina Tar Heels.
This user despises the Duke Blue Devils.
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
This User believes...
I believe in God the Father Almighty,
Maker of heaven and earth:
And in Jesus Christ his only Son our Lord,
Who was conceived by the Holy Ghost,
Born of the Virgin Mary,
Suffered under Pontius Pilate,
Was crucified, dead, and buried:
He descended into hell;
The third day he rose again from the dead;
He ascended into heaven,
And sitteth on the right hand of God the Father Almighty;
From thence he shall come to judge the quick and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Ghost;
The holy Catholic Church;
The Communion of Saints;
The Forgiveness of sins;
The Resurrection of the body,
And the Life everlasting.
Amen.