Tequila and Bonetti is an American crime comedy-drama television series starring Jack Scalia. The series originally aired on CBS, as a mid-season replacement, from January 17, 1992 to April 17, 1992, with only 10 of the 12 episodes aired. It was rebooted in 2000, for Italian television, with the Italian speaking Scalia returning as Bonetti.
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| Genre | Comedy drama |
| Created by | Donald P. Bellisario |
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| Voices of | Brad Sanders |
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| Country of origin | United States |
| Original language | English |
| No. of seasons | 1 |
| No. of episodes | 12 (10 + 2 unaired) |
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| Running time | 60 mins. (with commercials) |
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| Network | CBS |
| Release | January 17 – April 17, 1992 |
Synopsis
editThe lead character of the series, Nico ("Nick") Bonetti, is a policeman from New York City who is proud of his Italian heritage and very fond of his vintage rose-colored Cadillac convertible, which he inherited from his father. After he erroneously shoots a young girl during a gunfight, he relocates to a beachfront Los Angeles precinct on temporary assignment. Here he meets his new partners, Tequila (a large, burrito-eating French Mastiff), and Officer Angela Garcia, who joined the department after her policeman husband's death, which she has kept a secret from her young daughter. Their boss is Captain Midian Knight, who is almost as interested in selling a screenplay as he is in police work. The series shows their investigations of crimes and the evolving relationships between the characters. This show has the peculiarity that television viewers are able to hear Tequila's thoughts.
Life is not easy for Bonetti, due to his remorse about the girl he shot and the strange habits of Californians whom he does not understand. His neighbors include a Puerto Rican psychic, who hears Tequila's thoughts but initially believes she is hearing spirits. Bonetti develops a grudging respect for the people around him as well as for Tequila, who despite his faults is an excellent police dog. The dog is portrayed as having human-level intelligence and a street-wise, sassy attitude.
Each episode has a montage during which Bonetti plays piano and viewers see odd, sometimes disturbing scenes featuring Bonetti's neighbors and co-workers. Some of these scenes are from later episodes, while others remain unexplained. Each montage ends with Bonetti's memory of the shooting of the girl in New York.
Cast
edit- Jack Scalia as Det. Nico "Nick" Bonetti
- Charles Rocket as Capt. Midian Knight
- Mariska Hargitay as Off. Angela Garcia
- Brad Sanders as Tequila (voice)
- Terry Funk as Sgt. Nuzo
- W. K. Stratton as Detective Lee
In addition, Liz Torres recurs as psychic Gina Garcia, while series creator Donald P. Bellisario's daughter Troian recurs as Teresa Garcia, the young daughter of Hargitay's character.
Episodes
edit| No. | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original air date |
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| 1 | "Street Dogs" | Michael Zinberg | Donald P. Bellisario | January 17, 1992 |
| 2 | "Teach Your Children" | James Whitmore, Jr. | Richard C. Okie | January 24, 1992 |
| 3 | "The Rose Cadillac" | James Whitmore, Jr. | Richard C. Okie | January 31, 1992 |
| 4 | "Language of the Heart" | Christopher Hibler | Robin Jill Bernheim | February 28, 1992 |
| 5 | "Tales of the Dragon" | James Darren | Robin Jill Bernheim & Donald P. Bellisario | March 6, 1992 |
| 6 | "A Perfect Match" | Virgil W. Vogel | Story by : Beverly Bridges & Robin Jill Bernheim Teleplay by : Robin Jill Bernheim | March 13, 1992 |
| 7 | "Fetch This, Pal" | Unknown | Unknown | April 3, 1992 |
| 8 | "Wonderdog" | Rob Bowman | Robin Jill Bernheim & Richard C. Okie | April 10, 1992 |
| 9 | "Brooklyn and the Beast" | Unknown | Unknown | April 17, 1992 |
| 10 | "Mama" | Unknown | Unknown | April 18, 1992 |
| 11 | "Reel Life" | James Whitmore, Jr. | Tommy Thompson | unaired |
| 12 | "Runt of the Litter" | TBD | TBD | unaired |
Cancellation
editThe series received negative reviews from critics due to the weaknesses of the scripts, California stereotypes, and an embarrassing ambiguity in the fact of making the dog speak in black street jive.[1][2][3][4][5] It was subsequently canceled by CBS four months after its premiere.
2000 series reboot
editEight years later, Tequila & Bonetti was rebooted for television with Jack Scalia reprising his role as Bonetti; only this time, the show was filmed and aired in Italy. Bonetti goes to Rome to team up with a new "Tequila", a cross between a Saint Bernard and a golden retriever, and the policewoman Fabiana Sasso (Alessia Marcuzzi). Again, only the audience can hear the dog's thoughts, but this time Bonetti is the one with strange American habits, as seen by his new Italian friends.
References
edit- ^ Tucker, Ken (February 7, 1992). "Tequila and Bonetti". Entertainment Weekly. Retrieved September 10, 2009.
- ^ Rosenberg, Howard (January 17, 1992). "TV Reviews: Canine Cop Capers in 'Tequila & Bonetti'". Los Angeles Times.
- ^ "Tonight: 'Tequila & Bonetti' is a real dog". Deseret News. January 17, 1992.
- ^ Hiltbrand, David (January 17, 1992). "Picks and Pans Review: Tequila and Bonetti". People. Vol. 37, no. 6. Archived from the original on August 20, 2023.
- ^ Quill, Greg (February 25, 1992). "Gotta watch... ...well, maybe ...zap-able".